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Try saying that five times, fast. When your company slogan is 95% buzzwords, you suck.

Monday came and went. It has now been over 8 days since a streak of negativity entered my life. I may sound like I'm complaining a lot, and I am..

Really no one can comprehend the loss of so many thousands.

Anyway.. onto the more meaningless, narrow drivel which has nothing to do with anyone besides myself for the msot part.

I found out I got into the flash animation class. The comptetition was tough, but my shitty animation (which ill post on here sometime) was decent enough. Its nice to take a creative class, even if it still is 95% male. I also thought that it would be more interesting since I thought I knew little to nothing about flash.. since I last played with flash when Flash 3 came out. Not much has changed since then, and its too similar to every other film/animation tool. So I am sitting through class where they explain fairly intuitive tasks TWICE. Its only twice a week, and counts as an elective. I also enjoy animating.

Unfortunately I wasnt allowed to use drugs, sex, or violent humour in the project. I played it safe and stayed pretty clear of it.. but I think I know of some places where the line is bendable. Remember, even a five year old knows a dirty joke.. usually involving poop.. (ahem Not that the Gatekeeper ever acts like he's five or anything).

All my projects are basically judged.. like a competition. I only recently realized that all classes are like that. You are battling your classmates, hoping to be at the top of the scaled grades. Everyone does bad, the scale is big.

I buggered up my laptop yesterdya. Sort of sucked. I have no CDROM for it.. and I was trying to install Windows XP. Well.. XP would not install and I didnt have a 98 cd copied to my D: partition. So I installed Linux on it, copied over a 98 disc.. isntalled 98, then installed XP as a clean install on the other distribution. I had installed 98 on the wrong drive, so i formatted C: AGAIN, installed 98 on D:, then installed XP on C:.. and now I'll format D:. Awefully involved and retarded. But I wont pay 300$ for a CDROM.

This is a computer rant. Computer rant is not one of those choices. I chose life rant because half my life is on my computer.

I toasted my C drive. Don't ask me what happened. Ask Wilson if you must know, he's the one that fixed it for me. It was prolly my fault. I didn't mean to do it though, so it's so frustrating. I lost ALL my mp3s. That was like 15 gig of mp3s that are gone. I have lots of them on mp3s, but not all of them. A good chunk of the ones that I listen to regularly were not backed up. Yes, again my fault for not backing up my stuff, but still. Fortunately, I had just backed up my documents and I didn't lose those. Thank God. It's something like that, losing ALL my stuff that would make me any angry angry bitter person. If that happens, I should probably just kill myself because I will hate being around me and I'm sure everyone else will too.

As much as I love my computer, sometimes I really hate it. I don't trust it anymore. That's what has happened. An old computer of mine crashed on me once, back during the days that I backed up nothing. So of course, I lost everything. Man, was I an angry bitch. Here's the thing though, there was only ONE program that I used that didn't come with my computer. I lost all my files and stuff, but at least I had all the programs that I used. This time, I lost half the programs I use to. Wilson was so good to get them back for me. I don't know where I would be without him. And I don't just mean about my computer. Anyway, things are almost back to normal. There is only one more thing, no two, that I can think of that I still need. Hopefully Wilson will help me with those when he has the chance. I'm in no rush for those.

Anyway boys and girls, I think everyone that posts knows Wilson. You are lucky! He's a fantastic guy, eh? Great friend to me and I'm sure to you all as well. I'm a lucky lucky girl to have him in my life. He's smart and talented. You should all be thankful you have a great friend like him. I am!

All the time, I love Wilson. Half the time, I love my computer. Half the time I hate it. All the wime Wilson loves me. All the time, Wilson hates my computer.

1212 Out.

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/06/29/technology/29SOFT.html?ex=994478400&en=68b8dc6eb280f8d3&ei=5006&partner=ALTAVISTA

info@netflip.com

That's one of the companies with the popup ads that pop new ads up when you close them. Make sure to e-mail them saying something along the lines of, "I really do not appreciate your ads bringing new windows up when I close them." And make sure to threaten them for me. I'm doing so now.

And you mofos better come visit me at TK's tonight. Dammit.

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Whoops.

Um, if your browser doesn't work, the only other way to get VMU saves onto or off of the internet is with that special VMU that some third party makes. But that defeats the purpose. =)

Okay. I don't know if this is a trend yet, but it's certainly disturbing, so I'm going to call it a disturbing trend I've noticed. Before I come here to Insult I visit three sites. Two of them are e-mail accounts and the other is a video game site. As per usual, some ads popped up. Now, popup ads are extra annoying as it is these days - they disappear after they pop up, which means you have to at least look at the window before you close it. But, and here's the disturbing part, tonight, all three ads popped up new ads when I closed them. That should be against the law. If I close your window, I clearly don't want to see any of the fucking crap you want to hawk to me. Don't fucking try to solicit me a second time with your stupid shit! Is there a way to track these assholes down? I don't usually agree with killing anyone, but dammit, whoever invented JavaScript should be SHOT, dragged into the street, SHOT again, curbed, SHOT another time, then tossed into a vat of acid. I can't turn the shit off because I need it and these people are abusing it. I mean, what the fuck could I possibly want from "NetFlip"? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? Do they sell me a product that stops popup ads from popping up? I'll take it!!!

You all remember the Commie. Well, I work with her now, at the video store. She's a Commie. Yeah. Communists.

Damn it. Caniprokis' current away message on AIM is a lie:

I vow, lest I die tomorrow...
You'll never be the father I am. The bastard father to
The thousands of the ugly, criticized, the unwanted. The
Ones with fathers just like you. We're fucking you back.
I'm shoving my life right down your throat. Can I
Find the guts? Can I feel the heart? Look at the
Ground as you choke me up, does it taste like tequila?
Or failure?
We're fucking you back.
-pantera 25 years

That's a blatant lie. Everybody knows that EVERY Pantera song has the following lyrics:

Woof woof woof wooooofffff!
WOOOFFFOOFOOO WOOOOFFFF!
Woof! Woof! Woof! WOOF WOOF!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Good afternoon. Heh.

Calliander, keepin' it fresh since '21, you suckas!

CompUSA is having a 50% off all writable CD's sale this weekend so I'm going to buy about 50 packs, and then once I recover that drive I'll walk around giving people CD's of good music and really hot pr0n. Calliander has a very good point about the 128kbs thing, so I'll have to experiment with the sound quality, but regardless the pr0n still must be recovered. If the sound on the mp3's really sucks at 128kbs I'll probably just bite the bullet, get AT&T broadband, and leave the computer going for like a week to get them all back at 192kbs or higher. All my pr0n is the good stuff, all natural girls that you'd think were hot if you saw them in a sweater on the street, really hard to find on an internet saturated with 40 year old silicone fuck pigs. I was watching a thing on the History Channel last night about sex in the 20th century, and they interviewed Larry Flint, and he said one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He just matter of factly told Jerry Falwell to go piss up a rope, I almost fell over laughing. It showed a lot of nudity too, but it was sorta ruined by the clinical narration, could have been a lot hotter. And they had like 15 of those middle aged self proclaimed sex expert women that frequent the talk show circuit offering occaisional brilliant insights into human sexuality, such as "People have always loved sex". I'd have liked it more if it was just Larry Flint and Hugh Heffner talking for an hour about whatever they want.

Finally, I have a computer again. About 4 weeks ago my computer completely died and it sucked ass. I finally have gotten a new one so I'm back online, and the jump from a homebrew p133 to an HP Pavilion P3 866 is a sweet one. And I have a burner now so I can make CD's of my ginormous mp3 collection. However I'm having a bitch of a time getting my old pr0n/mp3 drive installed in the new system without reformatting it and losing all my precious music and pr0n. It's 8 gigs worth of stuff, which is a lot when you're only on a 56k modem. If anyone has any ideas on how to get it working while retaining my files let me know.