My roommate, Preacherman, just found a bottle of grape soda left in our room after the weekend.

We had a short exchange of words that went something like this:

Preacherman: Look, I keep finding bottles in the room from the weekend
[Preacherman hands Pappy a half full grape soda bottle]
Pappy: It must be [X]'s, she's just about the only other person who drinks grape soda besides me.
Preacherman: So she's a nigger too, eh?  Why don't you two go procriate?

While I may be from Africa, I am white.. although I have been called a nigger before (the last time was by a fat Italian selling hotdogs/sausages outside of Home Depot.. I bought a hot dog and grape soda, and he called me a 'fucking nigger'). [X] is also very much white. Preacherman is Chinese, all Chinese hate black people.

People. Liars, specifically. I thought that was pretty clear.

This is why you always have been the man and always will be. Amen. =)

Heheh...it's not nice to indirectly insult someone....

Nah, FlyingTim doesn't need to calm down at all. Keep in mind a few things here - this site is called "insult.org". I don't know about you, but I wouldn't go to a site called "insult.org" if I wasn't prepared to be insulted. And if you look at the URL for the page you're viewing, it should be "https://insult.org/?action=ranting". What Mr. FT wrote, I think, is considered a "rant" in most circles. In fact, when you write your thing, you pick a category of rant you'll be writing. This isn't "sunshineandhappinessandeveryonegetsalong.org" or "flame.org", it's "insult.org". wry smile

Pappy, you're lazy.

ok Pappy this is for you. for my birthday this past year i recived a porn from pappy it was really nice i thought of him cus at this time i hadent had a girlfriend inna while and im not one for going to the porn store. unfortunatly it was really really bad... first off it was all anal and i hate that but not only was it anal but it was overdubed in spanish...overdubed like if you watched closely they were speaking in english so it was bad and then he gave me another one it was a little better seeing as how it was in english but it was this odd vampire porn and it had a story line but it was too all over the place and made no sence also the dubbing was bad and i could not hear much and sometimes the best part is the screaming....hey pappy she wanted to get laid dumb ass all you had to do was stick it in....thats all from me later

My roommate is Preacherman, same as last year. I knew he was a fuck-job then, and he is still a fuck-job, but he's a good roommate and a good person.

The latest "happening" was just now. I purchased a Proctor Silex coffee grinder (the 160 model). It'll be wonderful to have fresh ground coffee, y'know?

So, then it came time for the demo.. I am showingn Preacherman all the nifty features. It his a retractable power cord, a glass dome, a one touch button, etc. I load it with some coffee beans (Dunkin Donuts brand.. free for doing some survey). I get Preacherman to plug the sucker into the outlet next to him (there arent many in our room). He does that, and I am instantly grinding coffee beans.

Then it is done, since it only takes 8-16 seconds to grind the coffee. So I tell Preacherman to unplug the cord for me (he was in the way, so I couldn't do it myself) and as I'm doing it I say "Watch it, don't pull the power strip out as well". You can guess what happened: He pulled the power strip out as well. This meant that everything plugged in to that outlet died. My UNIX machine is on a UPS, and the laptop has a battery, but my windows machine was not on power backup, nor was Preacherman's. So the computers went down, and my download of Tony Hawk Pro Skater for the Dreamcast was interrupted.

It's all good, and its petty, but Wilson is coming down soon with MC to smoke some dusted treez. Yum.

ok i have a couple of things to talk about today but first and formost i want to talk about stupid people. lets all take a look at that fucking tard that wrote that email about how those people are fags and how he beleives in the all might power of jesus christ fist of all he spelled hell wrong then his grammer was incorrect in his usage of might it should have been mighty, now as far as him going to heaven well i dont think so anyone thats that so blinded to think that "fags" are all evil and going to hell and that only he truely beleives in a true god is full of shit. i went to catholic school for nine years (you dont even know my pain) and so i know about alot of this so called true faith crap and let me tell you all these people are wrong. "god" and "Jesus Christ" dont condem people thats not the way it works anyone and everyone can be "forgivven" all they have to do is ask. anyone that can put that much trust in a book a fucking book for all we know this was a novel written way back in the day and some asshole thought it was so great that he wanted people to really belive it but this is all for another rant. well i have to go to fucking work now but ill be back chew on this for a while...

This evening I was driving to Wilson's place with Wilson and MC. There is a stop sign down the road from the house, and MC was on the phone, so I was going slow so we don't hit the signal limit before she's done on the phone. So I stop at the stop sign for a second when a blue car (with one headlight) comes up behind me and overtakes me. This person did not even stop at the stop sign.. which I didn't care too much about, except for the fact they overtook me for no real reason.

So the chase was on. I accelerated quickly and was on their tail very soon after they overtook me. We went by Wilson's road, and I kept following them. I stayed on their ass till the end of the road, where there was a red light. The blue car (one occupant, male) started inching through the red light, and actually hit the gas through the light. I followed (it just turned green) and accelerated to catch up.

This car then turned down a back road that goes northeast, and I stayed on their ass.. I was just looking for a fight. About 10 miles up (speeds varied, but averaged around 55mph on the road) there was a red light (turned red about 10 seconds prior to reaching the light).. the fucker went right through, so I followed because I really wanted to show I was following him.

After a while I started to lose interest, but it ended when he suddenly turned down a side road and by the time I could turn around to go down the road, he was gone.

But here's the message, kids: Don't fuck with people on the road, you might be fucking with someone who has very little to do on a Wednesday night (c'est moi). If you drive slow, keep to the right. If you don't believe in stop signs, don't go through them if there is already a car stopped.

should get a life...and leave me alone! haha