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LAURENCE WELK, THAT IS!

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Check out Welknotes.com. Laurence Welk!

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My Music (of sorts)

Hey folks, just wanted your opinions on some songs I created with GarageBand. Keep in mind that these are my first two songs ever. The first one I could see as a hip hop song, dunno about the second.

Metropolis
Ethos

Lemme know.

Calliander, keepin' it fresh since '94.

Kurt Cobain

I still think that no good slut snuffed him out..

(Ripped from the page cited below..)

Cobain's heroin, (morphine), blood level was 1.52 mgs per liter. This would require a minimum injection of 225 mgs of heroin, three times a lethal dose, even for a hardcore heroin addict! The drug Diazepam, was also found in Cobain's blood system.

Case you dont know, Diazepam is valium and used in the treatment of anxiety disorders, seizures, and muscle spasms. It is Schedule IV in the U.S... You all know what heroin is

THE OBVIOUS QUESTIONS:

  1. If Cobain injected himself with a deliberate heroin overdose, why would he ALSO shoot himself in the head with a shotgun, leaving his baby daughter - the love of his life - with horrific visual images to remember him by? Why not just "go to sleep" on the overdose and never wake up?

  2. IF Cobain injected three times a lethal dose of heroin, COULD he then pick up a shotgun and shoot himself? Wouldn't he have been immediately incapacitated?

Based on the heroin, (morphine), blood levels found in Cobain's body, preliminary research indicates Kurt Cobain would have been immediately incapacitated. He could not have picked up that shotgun. He could not have pulled that trigger!

www.cobaincase.com WARNING ANNOYING FUCKING AUDIO on that webpage
www.justiceforkurt.com All together better page, more informative.. but the first is an investigator/former detective on the case.

Fucking faggots, I dont want to hear your shit blaring through my speakers as I try to beat off to my Nature's-relaxing-sounds CD.

Saw that cunt Courtney Love on Letterman the other week.. all I have to say is, Awful.

"Just because you're paranoid, Don't mean they're not after you." - Territorial Pissings

10 Years Past

This week we remember the passing of Curt Cobain, front man of the "Grunge movement", reluctent leader of a culteral revolution felt by many but understood by few. most have moved on, those come and go fans who were "so devastated" by the loss of Curt in 1994 now think of him only as a small part of there growing up. but for some, for the people who took his music, his art, his soul into there hearts, this time serves to revitalize the feelings they had and have about a time in there lives where nothing seemed certain except death.

For me this is the first time i can look back 10 years and see the beginigs of the person i am now having been present. I remember the day i found out, siting in my room listening to Zrock 1300 am they were joking about it and i thought it was a fucked up thing to say. i went and put on mtv and it was Kurt im a fucking tool Loader telling everyone that Curt was gone. then i had to go out and build that white fence in front of my house with my dad right before i had to go to the senior night at st marys, i was in 7th grade but thats what they did there. i had asked the dj to play a nirvana song and the mother fucker refused, i dont think ill ever forget that night. His death inspired me and it crushed me. i became upsessed with the pursuite of music which i am still grateful for, but i also became very depressed for a long time because the man who i felt was voicing my feelings to the world, making how i felt apparent to everyone adults children and alike. was now gone.

I still feel that lose, and i still morn his passing in my own ways. But i think Curt had to go, what he accomplished, what he changed made the world rethink and it made the world accept. and i think he felt he had made too high of a bar for himself, that the fickle fans would soon turn from him and he wouldent be able to handle that, that inevitable change that would have made Nirvana and Curt Cobain just another band and just another rocker junkie front man. his music came from his heart, and it was real and that was the difference between him and the rest of grunge, what he sung about touched him and ment something to him like it ment something to us. it would be arrogant to think that it ment the same things to him as us, but what it ment wasent as important as the fact that it was a feeling, music pulling even tearing feeling out of you that you dident even know you had. a part of me died when he did, but from that an even bigger part of me grew, and it continues to grow everyday and i think will grow untill my death, which is still the only thing i can be certain about.

Peace, Love, Empathy, Curt Cobain.

"I'm not like them, but i can pretend, the sun is gone but i have a light, the day is done but im having fun i think im dumb, Maybe Just Happy"-Dumb

"The finest day that i ever had was when i learned to cry on demand, i love myself im better than you i know its wrong but what can i do, im on a plain i cant complain"-On a Plain

"Im so happy cus today i found my friends there in my head"-Litheum

Music, My anti-Drug

So last night i get a call the the infamous Paul to come down to the garage after work and jam with him TJ and JT. AWESOME i love playing drums. like really, its better than anything else in the world, better than sex, better than getting high better than money.....welll....yeah its better than money. i just wish i could play more often because it really makes me happy. ive been jamming with TJ on guitar which has been cool, but as much as i like to think i can play guitar and i can sing, really im a drummer and thats where i truely and honestly shine. i havent even solidly played since i came back from LA but i sat down last night and i was playing like ive been praticing 3 timed a week. granted my arms were a little tired from being out of shape, and my wrists hurt like a mother fucker this moring but for the most part i was kicking some serious asss and laying down some great grooves. i hope i can find a place to pratice soon because im never truely as happy as when i get to play. like i had to come to work this moring at 8 and i dont even care because i got to play last night, nothing matters when i know ive played.

i am the little drummer boy perr rumm pumm pumm pumm

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Simply Irresistable

A singer, a songwriter... a legend.

With the passing of this wonderful man, we can only question why such beautiful people are taken from us. Robert Palmer provided us with music for the ages; songs which will be passed down for generations. I shed a lone tear when I heard the news this morning of the tragic, untimely death of Mr. Palmer.

Why must the young be taken from us? Why do we lose the purest of heart, the most virtuous of our people? I weep for the entertainment industry today. We have all lost a man who was...

Simply Irresistable...

Fresh Off The Boat For Life

http://www.notoriousmsg.com/

Hilarious. Rappers from Chinatown with outrageous accents and whatnot.

Oh, by the way, go sign the petition at the EFF Website to have the government investigate and put a stop to the RIAA's bullshit.

Knaa'mean?

On a lighter note...

Well Calliander, If Johnny Cash sucked... Then John Coltrane was a boring purveyor of elevator music.  RIP The Man In Black, one of America's greatest storytellers... you will be missed by this insult poster.

And now, to piss off the masses

Ahem.

FUCK JOHNNY CASH! HIS MUSIC SUCKED!

Thank you.

Knaa'mean?

Rock and Roll Intermediate School

I thought the song was pretty solid - it seemed like emo with less punk influence and a lot more 80s metal.  It was overproduced though, particularly the screaming.  Very proficient, though, technically, I think.

As far as songs go that initiate a "wow" - I've downloaded a few Gang of Four songs before, liked them well enough, but the address below links to a mp3 that really, really impressed me.

https://insult.org/pics/Gang_of_Four_-_At_Home_He::s_a_Tourist.mp3

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