rat

what the fuck??????!!?!?

Ah, I love what can happen to people when alcohol is involved. I can't say I never drink, but this is why I drink VERY infrequently. :)

well folks its another return of the living partiers, im not inebriated (hell i even drove), im don't have a slut on my lap and its not even past midnight

WTF

all i can say is that someone didn't provide any bitches for this fine evening

also you may be wondering why that quote is the topic, well, that happens to be pappy freestylin it live after we came back. All i can say is that this line will go down in infamy as the day pappy starts mackin it large, lookout. enimem, (hes just another white boy wannabe anyways) lookout hiphop
theres a new white boy in town,
his name is pappy

preach out

iam going to be laughing like a mad person a lot in this rant and for the sake of my tendons i will subsitute what will constitue lots of maddeing laughter with: hehe

hehe

i just paid parking services 505 american dollars

hehe

they told me that purple == orange

hehe

they told me that the only spot worth buying is now about a weeks salary for me

hehe

i actually paid!!

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You suck. Where is everybody?