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poooooooo

Gu ysa, I'm saorry I haven't poset ed in a long time, I hope yuou don't thin I]'m dead or anything. HEre'sm y post for thei ngiht, I know it can't comparewith Pappty's "on my walk down the road ... [continued]

Elocutionary Gribble Device

SUPPLE!!!!!

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Why, is it; Stone?

Get yo drink on!

It's been another year. Also a reminder that it's Stone's birthday tomorrow.

> I was walking down the road, and you know what?  I forgot to wear my
> shower tongit!
>
> You see, when I woke up this morning I realized I had brushed my teeth
> the next day... but that was AFTER I had a shower.  They should make them
> better.
>
> I know Al's going to disagree, but he's a fucking dirty person with not
> a tooth except when he's naked.
>
> 187 187

By the way, for those of you in the cheap seats at the back.. that little countdown up top is not what I am talking about as being the big "redesign". That countdown is a countdown to new years, as well as to the launch of the new design.. which will occur go up on the 1st as well. Lick a fat one.

I dont get it.

Who has a house with a white wall, a cloth floor, and covered outlets?

This porn isnt very realistic.

Whoah, cowboy

How much alcohol did you consume after I left, Caniprokis? Jesus!

I got the DVD hookup today. Aw yeah, biatch!

Kielbasa sausage... doot doo doodoodoo...

an end or a begining?

Status update for september 23, 2001

948 is officaly at war. 1/3 of 948 has offically been shiped out to destinations unknown at midnight on september 20, 2001.

The Gangster

The Killer

The Dope Dealer

The Gangster was the first to go, i would not be surprised to see the rest follow.

please everybody, weather you belaive in god or not lets keep james in our thoughts and prayers, these are dangeous times. thankyou

948 out

Pontiac

Oh yeah, "Driving Excitement" is Pontiac, not BMW.

Pappy

You know, Pappy must be having a very fun drunken evening after that last post of his. I'd like to post something quite similar that the Pappster wrote several years ago...

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I was walking down the road, and you know what?  I forgot to wear my shower tongit!
You see, when I woke up this morning I realized I had brushed my teeth the next day... but that was AFTER I had a shower.  They should make them better.
I know [Gatekeeper]'s going to disagree, but he's a fucking dirty person with not a tooth except when he's naked.
187 187
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

BEEF JERKY! HEEEEYYY, WHOAH! BEEF JERKY!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE BEEF JERKY IS COMING!

I don't know.

Torchons de Son

I was sitting outside today, reading (a book of short stories about golf (for fun), and then the book Rasselas for a British novel class). The weather was jaw-droppingly beautiful (especially in comparison to the long harsh Ithaca winter that's ending now) - sunny, warm with a mild breeze. The outsides of the condo-like houses where I live are made of some sort of unfinished, brown pine-ish wood that gives off a pleasant smell when it's warm out (the smell reminds me of new Saturn games). My roommate and a guy from next door were out there with me, studying, drinking gin and tonic, and talking. It got me to thinking how great it is to have guys to hang out with, and how much I enjoy hanging around with other people, especially when those people are just similar to you and just disimilar to you enough to keep things interesting.

After that, I realized that although I'm friends with my housemates and the other people that live near us, I'm probably not going to seek them out next year. I'm going to be living on one side of the campus, they'll be on another side. The best times that I have with friends here are the ones that generate spontaneously - the random Mario Golf and outdoor cigar at midnight, or the sort of fraternity that piles of procrastinated work can create. There won't be spontaneous moments like that when I'm surrounded by one group of new people, and they're surrounded by another. The random moments will happen between that new group and me. I don't know if I'm overestimating the temporality of these housemate friendships or not; I do know that I'm not going to attempt to sustain those friendships - it won't be effective. Natheless, well - I'm always happy when I recognize one of those moments that I know will stick in my memory, despite its relative plainness/uneventiveness. Something the opposite of the first time you have sex, instead, an extremely minor event that sticks out because of its vivididness relative to its importance.

I'm gradually developing a lack of concern regarding my school grades, which is really refreshing. I'm talking about the grades specifically, as I'm still bothered when someone dislikes a paper I've written. The disappointment is just contained inside that one assignment.

Things are happening right now regarding my general existence that are exciting.

It's amazing how much more I appreciate good weather these days. Excellent weekend.

Stun