You know, Pappy must be having a very fun drunken evening after that last post of his. I'd like to post something quite similar that the Pappster wrote several years ago...

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I was walking down the road, and you know what?  I forgot to wear my shower tongit!
You see, when I woke up this morning I realized I had brushed my teeth the next day... but that was AFTER I had a shower.  They should make them better.
I know [Gatekeeper]'s going to disagree, but he's a fucking dirty person with not a tooth except when he's naked.
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!