Ok, Gatekeeper, if NOBODY CARES about politics then why are so many people contributing to the discussion? I enjoy talking politics sometimes and if people want to talk about it here and you don't like it then just don't read it. And as for ripping Calliander for bringing up politics, I know it's not as funny a topic as the one hunch brought up a couple weeks ago but it's still valid. For someone that said they were leaving the site permanently due to censorship issues you sure do like to wave that big red marker around.

I agree with what Pep's said, and as a Clinton hater with no party affiliation I'll say that I think the actions of those republicans in the 80's are just as deplorable as Clinton's. There have been shitty people running our country since our country began, the reason Clinton gets so much attention is because he's most recent, the media doesn't pull it's punches anymore, and because so many democrats consider Clinton a God among men. I have a tremendous amount of respect for John McCain and I still wouldn't put him on the pedestal some people put Clinton on. I think his being the first baby boomer president is a reason a lot of people like him so much.

On the WW2 point Peps brought up, I did a paper on that exact topic when I was at Eastern. The US had several excuses for not acting sooner, the funniest one being "We were afraid if we tried to bomb the Nazi encampments or liberate the camps we'd end up killing the innocent Jews". If I'm some poor guy sitting in a death camp waiting to be turned into a lampshade wouldn't I be more than willing to take the risk of getting shot or blown up for a chance at getting my family and myself the fuck out of there? Another excuse was that we didn't know about the camps, which is hard to believe since we had spies all over the place throughout Germany for several years prior to entering WW2. Oh yeah, and aerial pictures of the camps taken long before our involvement were later declassified. The notion that the US was the noble savior of the free world in WW2, springing to action against evil is a bunch of shit. However, that's not to be held against the soldiers that fought in WW2. They went on some nasty near suicide missions for their country and to stop Hitler so I want to draw a line between them and the government that sent them there years too late.

Oh yeah, something I thought was funny. My Mom has this kid in one of her classes that yells out "THE MOLECULAH MAAAAANNNNN!" whenever another kid in the class randomly whispers "Moleculo". It's too bad they didn't do that skit back when we were in High School.

First of all, Lio is completely correct in his statements that Al Gore and Bill Clinton are horrible human beings, Clinton would be sucking his Daddy's tit if it would benefit him and Al Gore has regularly sucked his Dadddy's tit. Al Gore is a whining insincere bitch, Bill Clinton is a horrible waste of flesh, and Bush is a loveable figurehead. John McCain or Bill Bradley would have both made excellent presidents, but they didn't win so we should at least be happy that Al Gore didn't, I know I am.

As for the drinking thing Pappy, I can relate. Everyone I drink with is either under 21, in Florida, off at school or people that I hate (The K man). And I really want to hit the bar scene now that I'm finally over the hurdle, in the promised land or alchoholism, over 21. When Wilson and Pappy and Stone are back in town we should go to a bar, if Pappy and I have ID's then Stone and Wilson could probably get away with saying they didn't bring their driver's licenses. If we look like 4 college buds getting some brewskies and 2 of us have ID then they'll probably be like "Fuck it, come drink". We'll play pool and look all slick and Pappy and I will get laydays, it'll be sweet.

Lastly, video game reviewers are idiots. Every review I've seen for Spawn on Dreamcast panned it mercilessly, so I figured it must suck. Then today I'm in Milford and see Spawn on the rack in Funcoland, and the cover is some sweet Spawn artwork and I love Spawn so I figure what the hell, I'll try it out. So I'm there trying it, and it's a great game! It's like Power Stone with phat weapons and swords, gore, dozens of Spawn characters, it's crazy fun. So I make an impulse buy and take it home, figuring "That might have been dumb, maybe upon further review I'll see that it gets boring quick and stucks". I only had time to play it for an hour and a half when I got home, but it was still just as fun, it's a great game, fuck reviewers. I think the problem with critics in general is they get warped by all the free games/movies/whatever and forget what it's like to be an average person looking for entertainment. They get all their shit for free, they're out of the loop. Mallrats was one of the most universally panned movies of all time, critics all loathed it, and it was one of the greatest movies of all time, ever! I'm tired so I'll close by saying that critics can suck my big black stuff.

People like those are cancers but the constitution allows them to be. However, that these people never get audited is where we have a legal gripe. If someone in the FBI had the sack to audit The Reverend Jesse Jackson they'd probably uncover that he's building a 20 ft tall solid gold jaccuzzi to cheat on his wife in with all the contributions to his "cause". So, we need to audit these people. I think the true punishment to these people though is the way most people view them. If the average person in this country wakes up and hears that Jesse Jackson just got shot, they'd probably go "Heh, whadda ya know" and go on with their day. These people make a living off of stirring up hate and deep down everyone knows it, and views them as subhuman because of it. I know I do.

Hahaha I think Calliander has discovered the answer, the Rosetta Stone if you will, that explains the decline in adult film fuck pig quality in recent years. Indeed Aja went up to about a deuce and a half on a steady diet of that guy's semen, and as Casper said, the reason women on average live longer than men is they drink semen, there's vitamin C in that shit. Those milk mustache commercials weren't about milk, it was a hidden message. Come on, a bunch of hot chicks with "milk" mustaches and words about how it does a body good? I bet if you walked around asking hot girls if they swallow, 90% of them would answer "Of course, why do you think I'm this hot?". So, the next time some slut says "Blow it on my face" blast off in her mouth instead, and tell her it's for her own good. She'll thank you when she lives to be 95.

I got an email from a poster asking to not be shown in the Boof pic, but I think the pic is funny so instead of totally removing it I'll just remove the person that didn't want to be in it from it. One of their reasons for not wanting to be in it was not wanting to be shown in the same room as Boof, which is completely understandable. I was thinking I'd put Gatekeeper in the person's place in the pic but I need his consent and a pic of his head. If anyone else in the pic has a problem being seen in that pic let me know and I'll paste something over you too (or, if anyone that isn't in the pic wants to be in the pic I'll put you in there). That pic reminds me of how much fun it was to make those old splash pages so I think I'm going to start making new pics like that, if anyone has any ideas or wants to be in a new one or whatever let me know. I was looking through my old website stuff and I found a hilarious cartoon I made about Paul from Eastern, here it is. . And for those of you who didn't know Paul, this cartoon is completely realistic, unexaggerated and is a true story.

I think a contest for the most hated poster is a great idea, the winner should get their name in theater marquee on the side or something. BTW that last Beanism wasn't from Bean, it was from Aaron or Jackie, I forget which. Bean just made funny noises when Blood destroyed the Taco Bell dog. About the pictures, I want to see the high school pictures of me before they go up since I looked horrible for most of high school. Unless a ton of people really want to see pics of the Spo Fro I'll be exercising my veto powers. You can put up the old pic of me blowing up Boof's head with eye lasers though because I still don't like Boof and it was post-Spo Fro, here it is.

Lio, she likes you, girls don't invite guys places if they don't like them on some level. Blow a load on her nipples, if they get hard then she likes you. If not then it wasn't meant to be. Anyway, Valentine's Day sucks. This was my first Valentine's Day single in 4 years and it was terrible. I spent the day drinking beer and masturbating. Ok, it wasn't that terrible, but it was still subpar. There was a girl I was going to ask out but it turned out some other friend of hers asked her out the day before so I was like "Ok, I'm gonna go get shitty drunk and masturbate, have fun" and then I did it. I did realize something though, love is like alchohol, it can feel really great to be drunk but then when it's over the hangover is a bitch. And everyone always says "I'm never drinking again!" while puking in the toilet, but then that weekend that same person is drinking his weight in beer. Same thing with love. Love changes you too, like alchohol. When I'm single I'm more vulgar and crude. Like, if I had a g/f right now I'd never had said that load on her nipples thing, I'd have said "Love rules" or something to that effect. So I guess my Valentine's Day message is that if you're with someone special then savor every minute of it, and if you're alone then get drunk and masturbate, or if you're a woman then come to my house and we'll make some puppies.

Gatekeeper I was joking. J-O-K-I-N-G. Maybe I should have put at the end so any walking ballsacks reading the site wouldn't get their panties in a bunch. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're living in a dorm at your parent's expense and not in Branford, you must always be right. Pappy made it clear that he didn't want flame wars on the site and you said you understood Pappy's wishes about the site. I figured that meant you'd stop being an asshole, I guess I was wrong. Is it because I said negative things about your Lord and savior Dr. Atkins? Or do you just not realize that constantly spewing your "shut the fuck up" catchphrase at people might make them want to point out what a douchebag you're being? Whatever the reason, I'll respectfully ask you (again) to stop being an asshole.

It's fun to think about old memories, I guess talking about Shadowrun got me thinking about that stuff. We think about the future 99 percent of the time, once in a while why not think about the past. By the way, who are you Qava?

Hey dude, I remember that. We were standing behind him in the hot dog line staring at a hot chick and then Devon kept going "Stroke my weener it's so firm and juicy" or something and we kept throwing him out of the line. Then finally he said that not realizing a little kid was right next to him and we kept threatening to tell the kid's parents unless Devon brought us our drinks the rest of the night. That was awesome. Then we saw the destruction derby and kept hoping a car would explode but it never happened. I think we went there again with Devon but I don't remember for sure.