but since some of you jackholes (there's my mandatory insult) aren't on facebook, I'll re-post here.

Aaron and I will celebrate our 2nd anniversary in just over two weeks. While I was going through some "mystery boxes" that haven't been moved from their corner since we moved into our home I just found the guest book from our wedding that most of the attendees signed. Ironically, this is the first time I've read it; after the wedding we were off to the honeymoon and almost immediately there after house hunting, buying and moving, so this little treasure was buried and forgotten (insert appropriate Lord of the Rings joke here but don't you dare call me Gollum).

I just spent the last half hour reading all of your thoughts from that special day for the first time and was nearly brought to tears. Your touching words of love and encouragement, and a beautiful dinosaur drawn by Caspian, mean so very much to me. I'm actually glad I didn't read this until now because at the time, the days where whirring by in a blur but today I had a chance to really read and appreciate your thoughts and wishes.

We love you all very much and I am so glad that I now have an additional memento of your part in our day.

Love Jocelyn

Dear Christ was this awful... I went into this expecting a good old fashioned war flick, with some fantastical elements and a cool grindhouse sensibility and of course some classic QT dialogue. This was 3 hours of a bunch of people talking. It was basically "what if someone set the diner scene from 'Pulp Fiction' in WWII and made it 3 hours long?" In short I was expecting a movie that was expecting was a Stone wet dream put on the screen.

This movie fucking lies to you! It's called Inglourious Basterds, and I shit you not when I say the Basterds are on the screen for less than 20 minutes of the 3 hour run time. They were basically ancillary characters. I want a movie with Hugo Stiglitz coming unglued and just knifing Geris left and right. I wanted to see more of Donny Donowitz (I really bought into the character because I know the actor is the sick fuck who directed Hostel) cracking kraut skulls.

What I didn't want to see more of was the 20 minute opening scene of the SS officer being menacing towards some french pole smoking dairy farmer we don't give a toss about. What I don't care to see more of is the interracial love triangle between a German war hero, a black projectionist and a Jewish theater owner that takes up most of the EFFING movie. Do I really need to hear them launch into debates about German film directors who've been dead for 70 years? Why do I want to watch characters I don't care about talking about crap I don't care about?

And let me tell you something, Quentin Tarantino's rapid fire dialogue does not translate well into a film with multiple languages. Now I have always been a large proponent of watching a film in it's original language with subtitles, So I'm not one of those A-holes who says "Oh, It's got

****interlude: Jocelyn typing. It was actually really entertaining and I generally hate Terentino. We now return to Aaron's regularly scheduled rant already in progress***

subtitles so I won't watch it". But the subtitles disappear almost as quickly as they go up. Picture an episode of Gilmore Girls where one character is speaking German, the other French, and every once in awhile somebody pops onto the screen and speaks English. I appreciate it didn't do what all WWII films do and have a bunch of German Officers sitting around in private and speaking English, but I think that may actually have been a better choice given Tarantino's writing style.

There is good stuff in this movie, but too much stuff I don't care about is going on.

I know because I spend a lot of time with Aaron and Spo.

As you said yourself there ARE some types of mathematics employed by, paraphrasing here, SMART people that do employ 0. So you eat it. Additionally, I enjoyed watching you spend about an hour searching Wikipedia for "Division," "zero," and "irrational numbers." I'm only sorry I couldn't keep you going for longer. However, I just looked up Highlander and the word "sucks" was in the first sentence of the entry. You fail!

Copied from Wikipedia.com:

"In mathematics, a division is called a division by zero if the divisor is zero. Such a division can be formally expressed as a/0 where a is the dividend. Whether this expression can be assigned a well-defined value depends upon the mathematical setting. In ordinary (real number) arithmetic, the expression has no meaning.

In computer programming, integer division by zero may cause a program to terminate or, as in the case of floating point numbers, may result in a special not-a-number value (see below).

Historically, one of the earliest recorded references to the mathematical impossibility of assigning a value to a/0 is contained in Bishop Berkeley's criticism of infinitesimal calculus in The Analyst; see Ghosts of departed quantities."

So, yes division by zero is impossible, except in mathematical disciplines employed only by math nerds.

Eat it.

A) my husband is an ass. A funny ass, but an ass all the same.

B) how did this thread turn into top 5 action movies when we have still not determined, definitively, that all you boys are convinced of the rediculosity of stupid, stupid Highlander.

C) When a woman has her period she only loses roughly a teaspoon full of actual blood, the rest is actually tissue from the uterus lining. When you boys, oh I don't know EXIST most of your blood is in your cock at very least your brain powers if focused on how to get your cock into something nice and warm and slick other then your lubricated hand. THEREFOR, if it comes to an argument of intelligence based on gender due to a lack of blood in the brain, or what ever else your sick little brains are up to, girls are smarter then boys so you have to listen to our guidance about what is stupid. So take our word, Highlander actually sucked ass.

D) top 5 action movies, no real opinion. However if you haven't made it to District 9 yet, I recommend you do before the spoilers start hitting the net. It was pretty awesome. And yes, there was a very notable weapon.

P.S. Aaron. You CAN in fact divide by 0. The answer will be 0. Stick to what you know. Next time try "you can't divide by infinity." 8P

Ok douchingtons (this includes you my beloved wife), Anyone who has an opinion different than mine regarding Highlander is wrong. An opinion by definition cannot be wrong or right, it simply is. However you've managed to do it, you've come up with a wrong opinion, it's like dividing by 0... congratulations, you should be proud of yourselves.

Now as for the rest of you faggots on this board you have the the right opinion on Highlander, but an almost wrong opinion regarding your 5 movie list. I agree, asking Calliander about his 5 favorite action films is much like asking Richard Simmons to list the top 5 vaginas he's ever slid his penis into. So step back while I drop some knowledge on your asses with my five movie list of action!

Aliens - James Cameron had a tough act to follow. Alien was a tight, well paced, sci fi thriller that reinvented sci fi a mere 2 years after Star Wars had reinvented the genre itself. It was responsible for putting real blue collar people that you might know in every day life in a fantastic environment. So Cameron flipped it on it's ear, deciding to make a riveting allegory for Viet Nam, while making with enough ball rocking action to keep from getting ham-handed with it's commentary. Incredible ensemble cast (most of them wound up in Near Dark, my favorite vampire film), you care about all the characters no matter how short they are on the screen. Notable Kick Ass Weapons: Sentry Guns, Smart Guns, M41A pulse rifles, Grenade Launchers, and the effing Power Loader.

Kill Bill - Volume 1 if I have to choose one, Tarantino is waiting on the Weinsteins to fork over more cash to complete the animation and add 20 minutes to the origin of O-Ren Ishii before releasing "The Whole Bloody Affair" edition. This is a kickass simple revenge flick blown out to mammoth proportions. The fight with the Crazy 88 at The House of Blue Leaves is quite possibly the best choreographed sword fight I've ever seen. Notable Kick Ass Weapon: Hattori Hanzo Swords

Equilibrium - A Matrix rip-off if there ever was one, this flick has some key things going for it that the Matrix didn't. It's not trying so hard to appear that it has some kind of greater philosophy (instead retreading the old Orwell chestnut, unoriginal but not as vomit inducing), its got Christian Bale the man single-handedly saving every last one of the movie franchises I thought dead, and it committed to film something that Stone and I had been saying should have been invented on screen since we met: Gun-Fu, or Gun Kata as it's called in the film. Notable Kick Ass Weapons: Full Auto Pistols, a Katana that slices faces off.

Predator - Not as smart as Aliens, this movie typifies Arnold at his finest. He's shredded, carrying an M-16 assault rifle with grenade launcher, and the quotable one liners are flying. Additionally like Aliens this has a strong ensemble cast that you care about, but unlike Aliens, I would go and see a solo film about any one of the soldiers in this film. Notable Kickass Weapons: Ol' Painless and An explosive Bow and Arrow Arnold MacGuyvers together out of old twigs and gun powder that shoots through trees.

The Transporter - Let's just face it... Jason Statham is the white Jackie Chan and the only thing close to an action star we have these days. And this is the movie that made him an action star. The levels of old school beat down in this movie are amazing, and some truly great car chases. Notable Kick Ass Weapons: A BMW, a barrel of oil.

Thank you both for being the only two I've ever met who agree with me that highlander is NOT the best movie ever (excluding Sasha Baren Cohen's character in Taladega Nights). It was crapitty-crap-crap-crap. EVEN for the decade it was made in. I wish I could give it the usual "the book was better" but there WAS no book to fuck up. THIS is the original brainstorm that someone thought would be a good idea.... brainstorm, shitstorm, whatever. I truly enjoyed Snakes on a Plane more because at least that movie was SUPPOSED to suck ass. What's with that lazy eye on the highlander any way.... was it so he could keep a look out for other immortals in two directions at once?

Aaron has shown me several pieces of "classic" craptacularity lately. I'm always nervous whenever he takes the remote at this point.

Ok... I will own up to liking some gay shit... musicals, love 'em... The trailer for the new Twilight movie, sure... Six Feet Under, addicted... Double Vaginal Penetration... if I'm feeling saucy. HOWEVER, I have never, at any time, indicated I enjoyed Legally Blonde. The 'spoon looks like a Gremlin and she terrifies me, I have no idea how my man crush Ryan Phillipe threw her the bone for so long. The only reason why I tolerated her in Walk the Line was because June Carter Cash was equally annoying in real life. I'd rather sit through a dinner out with Elaine without the aid of a 32 oz. Old Fashioned than watch that movie.

However, xx, you are a girl and I do not expect you to comprehend the wonder and majesty that is Highlander. Calliander on the other hand... well I can hardly trust your opinion on anything awesome in cinema since it was recently revealed that you have apparently "always" loved Dirty Dancing. I cannot expect anyone who is both Swayze Crazy and has a penis to realize the awesomeness of Highlander.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Yah, you'll leave me over Sean Connery and Highlander. I don't recall Mr. Connery flashing a great rack and he'd probably think your G.I. Joes were stupid. The Highlander himself would just run round the house shouting about how there can be only one and throw all of your left shoes out (get it?) You're stuck with me.