Sick Thoughts
If women didn't have legs they'd be kinda like a snail. If guys didn't have legs, they'd have to hop along on their "third leg". And what if you had a nose where your genitals should be, and genitals where your nose should be? You could smell your asshole all day long. Wouldn't that be fun? And what if you laughed really hard? You might spray someone with a trickle of pee coming from your dick/cooch face. Now that would be funny! I feel bad for guys during puberty. Everyone would know when you were "excited". Would there be some kind of "pee pee protector" that you would wear on your face, kinda like underwear, but with eye holes instead of leg holes? And talk about face fucking! Geez, I must apologize for elaborating on such a strange topic. Perhaps I should get a new hobby.
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