The Greatest Story Ever Told

You know that old movie called, "The Greatest Story Ever Told?" You know, about some crap in the Bible? Yeah. FUCK that shit.

Harry Potter my ass.

Next year, baby. Next year, all kinds of smack downs are going to be laid upon crappy fantasy knockoffs everywhere. Lord of the Rings, kid. Lord of the Rings. So awesome, I can't even describe the level of coolness. It was like I'd seen the movie already, when I clearly hadn't. Flawless. Sterling. Fantastic. If you haven't seen it, do so. If you did see it and didn't like it, give me your name and address so that I may take your eyes out and slice off your ears, since you clearly don't need them for anything. Yeah, baby. So well done. Man.

And Episode 2 actually looks like it's gonna be phat, too.