Well Wilson, you keep insisting that Jesus would do what everyone else is doing because He was just a normal guy, but not everyone I know sits around on a Lazy-Boy chair, with a 40, a joint, and a bunch of hoes. Maybe that's what people you know do, but I can't think of anyone I know that does that. Besides, I think it's pretty safe to assume that Jesus has more morals than that. Plus, from my religious experience, I seem to recall that the large majority of things that Jesus did were LEGAL, or would be considered LEGAL now. Now, I'm not saying that people don't partake in some of these activities, because I know some people who do, and I'm not really saying that they shouldn't, but I really don't think that the Son of God would partake in something like that. I also don't think that He would just sit around. He's the freaking Son of God. Don't you think that that would give Him something to do besides be a lazy bastard? Now...about the catholic school girls and the hoes. The man was (approximately) 33 years old when He died, and still a virgin. I really don't think He would have a problem with the school girls, and I really don't think He would even think about having a hoe. Besides, from descriptions, I don't think He was the most attractive man.
To put things shortly, I think Jesus would have stronger morals than we today have, and would therefore be obeying the law and what His Father would want him to do. (But hey, I guess it's only my opinion...based on a Christian upbringing. Believe what you want.)