Woah, www.nudicles.com if I ever get Gunther neutered I'm getting him prosthetic testicles. I think that's the addy, I heard it on Howard Stern this morning but I haven't tried it yet. Don't fret Calliander, the last week for me has just been job hunting and watching Gunther lick his ballbag. Stone and I were supposed to be playing floor hockey with packs of Stop and Shop hot dogs in the middle of the night for 13 bucks an hour but he wussed out. Yeah, wussed out, like a woman! And Lio, stop being a tool, you at 180 is sickly, damn sickly, 180 would be 10 pounds underweight for me and I'm 6 inches shorter than you with a much smaller frame. So eat some pizza and stabilize before I have to start calling you Ally Mcbeal you anorexic fool. Snap out of it, stop riding the snake! If you lose much more weight strangers on the street are going to start throwing sandwiches at you. If you go down to 180 I'm going to hire Chuck Zito to go beat Mr. Atkins to death. And don't think he wouldn't do it, Chuck Zito is hardcore. If I don't find a decent job soon I'm going to fucking kill someone, my writing resume isn't good enough to get a decent job in writing without a degree (the Advocate is NOT a decent job) and all the other decent jobs are taken or shitty, and I'm too broke to go back to school, fuck me. Someone get a floor hockey job with me or hire me to swallow marbles or something, I don't care.