Golf is fun, don't get me wrong, but it's not a sport. You're willing to trust a bunch of four-eyed freaks who write dictionaries over common sense here? The dictionary is wrong. A sport doesn't necessarily involve pay. High school kids play football and don't get paid, but that's still a sport. What makes a sport a sport is having to be physically fit and trained and exerting yourself for long periods of time. There are a lot of fat golfers out there and you don't have to exert yourself for long periods of time. Walking is exercise, but not an integral part of any sport.
But yeah, if you've got a problem with your leg where you can't put a lot of pressure on it, what the fuck are you playing golf for, asshole?!? Fucking, take up the violin or photography or pornography. Something other than a game that requires you to stand and walk a whole lot, idiot. All these disabled people who want to get involved in activities should have a special disabled league or something. Let Casey Martin play in the Cripple PGA tour or something, with special rules. He mars the entire game by being able to use his cart. Did you know they have BLIND baseball? BLIND! The fucking blind kids wear special sensors that tell them when to swing the bat and when they're on base. See what I mean? Special leagues. I know it's mean, but these handicapped people ruin it for everyone else because they require special treatment.
That being said, I want a fair shot at [J]. I'm tired of this turn-down-before-being-given-a-chance stuff. This never happened in the past, so I deserve chances. Special treatment, dammit. I want my special treatment! Growl!
Calliander - Keepin' it fresh since '21, you suckas!