Well, even though I didn't hate "A Beautiful Mind," I am henceforth obligated to trash it every chance I get. "Lord of the Rings" was clearly the best picture of 2001. But, as was proven in 1997 when that flaming piece of shit "Titanic" was given best picture over "L.A. Confidential", the fucking Academy is a bunch of stupid assholes who don't know a good film from "Good Burger". Jesus Christ, "A Beautiful Mind"? What the hell were they thinking? At best, it was mediocre. And giving Ron Howard an award? His only good film starred Warwick Davis. The only deserving big awards were the ones earned by Denzel Washington and Jennifer Connelly. "Memento" got dicked, there's no way "Lord of the Rings" should have lost the adapted screenplay award, and Ben Kingsley's role in "Sexy Beast" was a work of art.
And fuck you if you disagree with me, shithead. Download "A Beautiful Mind" or go see it in the theaters, and if you still like it, follow these instructions: Go take your pretentious, uppity ass to the fucking bathroom and cry yourself a river over sappy emotional drivel like "A Beautiful Mind", "Titanic", "The English Patient", and "Driving Miss Daisy". Then go stick your head back into the sand and wait for your next assignment.
Ahem. I hurt myself at work the other day. It's gotten progressively worse. I fell and when I landed with my hand down, my arm twisted. So now it hurts like hell and I feel these small bumps where it hurts the most. It isn't swollen, though. Who thinks I should sue?!?