Mp3's, Yeah, I know, I'm as sick as a monkey about hearing all this bullshit about them too. It seems like you can't turn on the tv without hearing some shit about Mp3s or Napster or Metallica or Dr. Dre on the news. Anyhow, thats not what this bitch-session is about.

Learn how to rip your mp3s, you stupid fuckers! It's not that fucking hard! I can't tell you how many mp3s I download each day that are just filled with skips and noise. Thank God I download mostly shows from people that know what they're doing, but I can only imagine the bullshit you kids who listen to Top 40 bands have to go through. Anyhow, ALL you kids need to do is get a Good CD Ripper (this part elimiates the fucking skipping!) and a Good Encoder (this makes what you just ripped not sound like a tinny piece of shit). I reccomend AudioCatalyst or AudioGrabber off of that page (both support VBR, which is what you want). If you're on a Mac, eat a bowl of dick, and if you run linux, check freshmeat. I'm sure there's a nice piece of software that someone slaved over for you, you cheap, whiny assholes.

Oh, and never ever buy a fucking Rio 300PMP. I wan't to throw that motherfucker as far as I can practically every time I use it. Pressing the buttons makes it turn off half the time, and sometimes if you shake it, it decides to just fucking turn off as well. I submitted a request on diamonds piece of shit site like 2 weeks ago and, WOW, guess what? they never got back me. ARGH.

I'm out of this bitch. -JW