I was thinking about things in general this afternoon. I thought of a great bonfire game.
There are two aspects to this. Find a friend and some waterballoons. Fill them up with gasoline (take the gas from someone you dont like.. just suck it out of their car). Be sure to have plenty of balloons. Take them to the bonfire.
Once the fire gets going, toss the baloons over the fire. If you're lucky you'll hit someone and they'll be covered in gasoline. Be sure to be up wind, and toss down wind. This way, if you're lucky.. not only will the baloons land on someone, but the flames will be moving towards them.
If I ever decided to do this, I'll make sure its in a city. That way you can listen in.
And if you live near Oracle headquarters, please find the next bonfire and aim for Mr. Ellison. I wanna kick him in the head (look at him!).