Good lord. I can't believe what I've had to go through all fucking semester.
Think of the last time you had a large fat black man's penis in your mouth. Okay, get that mental picture a bit clearer. Picture the throbbing veins and most importantly the taste. Hold onto that image now. Add to it, the taste of your own feces.. since his penis was just in your ass. Okay.. now.. work on that image a bit more.. make it crystal clear.
That is what the 'standard issue' desk is like at school.
I hate my desk at school. I can't fucking believe I went so long without my nice desk. I am absolutely bring this up in spring. GOOD LORD ITS SO MUCH NICER.
peace.