YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS!!?!? WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY DON'T LOVE YOU BACK!!! LIKE IF A CHICK HAS A LOSER BOYFRIEND WHO ALWAYS PUTS SHAKESPEARE, AN ASSHOLE WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 500 YEARS, IN FRONT OF HER. SO YOU HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH SAID CHICK. AND PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU IT'S IMMORAL, AND DIRTY. FUCK THEM, WHAT'S IMMORAL AND DIRTY IS THAT THIS DICKHEAD HAS A GIRLFRIEND IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU KNOW BETTER RIGHT? YOU CAN PUT THIS GIRL FIRST AND SHOW HER HOW WONDERFUL SHE IS! AND IF YOU ARE THERE FOR HER ENOUGH, AND SUPPORTIVE ENOUGH, EVENTUALLY SHE HAS TO LOVE YOU, RIGHT!?!?!? WRONG, AFTER SHE DECIDES THAT SHE CAN'T CONTINUE THE AFFAIR, YOU ARE REDUCED BACK TO DICKLESS FRIEND STATUS! AND SO YOU GO A LITTLE FAR TRYING TO SCARE HER OUT THE RELATIONSHIP! IT'S OK, BECAUSE YOU WERE JUSTIFIED IN DOING IT... IT WAS FOR HER GOOD. SO NOW SHE DOESN'T TRUST YOU WORTH A DAMN BECAUSE SHE'S AFFRAID YOU'RE GONNA SPILL HER DEEPEST SECRETS. SLOWLY BUT SURELY YOU GAIN HER TRUST BACK, PRETENDING TO BE JUST A FRIEND, WHEN REALLY ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS LOVE HER. YOU WEAR THE MASK OF A NORMAL GUY WELL. MEANWHILE YOU TRY AND DO ANYTHING TO GET HER BACK, YOU EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO LOSE 80 LBS. IN HOPES OF IMPRESSING HER. BUT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE. SHE DOESN'T CARE. YOU'RE LOSING THE BATTLE FOR HER HEART AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT TO STOP IT. THEN HER BOYFRIEND MOVES IN WITH HER. YOU HAVE TO PUT ON ANOTHER MASK. THE MASK OF FRIEND. BECAUSE ONCE THIS MAN WAS YOUR FRIEND. ONCE HE SAVED YOU FROM A VERY LONELY PLACE. ONCE... BEFORE HE SHATTERED YOUR ATTEMPTS TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. YOU HAVE TO WEAR THIS MASK BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL THE PAIN OF GUILT IN HER HEART. BECAUSE YOU REALIZE HOW MANY LIVES WOULD BE RUINED IF YOU LET YOUR TRUE FEELINGS BE KNOWN. YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO HIS PRETENTIOUS RAMBLINGS ABOUT SHAKESPEARE WITH A SHIT EATING GRIN ON YOUR FACE PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED, ALL THE WHILE THINKING "THIS IS THE ASSHOLE WHO'S FUCKING THE WOMAN I LOVE?", AND WONDERING IF THERE IS ANY JUSTICE IN THE WORLD.