Well folks, we did it. We held the first annual eggnog challenge.

The challengers:

  • Caniprokis - The original challenger weighing in at somewhere around 250lbs (i'll correct this if he tells me)
  • LioConvoy - The eager challenger weighing in at above 300lbs I think he said.
  • Stone - The sly challenger with a plan weighing in at a buck and a bunch of change

The rules were simple... you have half a gallon of eggnog, and an hour. You finish it, and you're a winner. If you don't, you're a pussy. Vomiting is encouraged. The entire half gallon must be swallowed to win. In the event of multiple winners, the tie breaker is a chugging contest (fastest to chug a quart wins). Again, puking is encouraged.

You probably saw this on jackass, but you can't tell how real it is. The challengers felt that jackass was not true to life.

To summarize, we started at midnight exactly last night. We barely made the time as Wilson and I had a hard time finding eggnog (its after xmas..). We ended up buying 2 gallons (3 half gallon containers, plus 2 quarts for the tie breaker).

All three challengers finished their first class quickly. Stone's theory was one glass every 10 minutes. Caniprokis wasn't enthusiastic by the end of the first glass. The thick eggnog was being poured from the containers into each glass by Calliander. Time was kept by Wilson. There was quite hte crowd to cheer on the challengers. I video taped the whole thing.

Lio decided to go with the fast drinking. Caniprokis was doing more of a gradual method. Lio took a short breather after his first glass to have a huge scoop of ice cream.

The half gallon was about four glasses full to the top. Sixteen minutes into the hour, Lio finished the last of his half gallon.

Still no puking. I was starting to think that jackass was just full of shit.

Caniprokis and Stone were still trying, not quite done with their second glass.

Lio started to look a bit green. Soon after, he made a run for the toilet (we had a garbage bin ready tho). He then puked. He was already a winner, and was now champion.

Caniprokis and Stone finished their second glasses and then conceded to Lio, the King of Eggnog.

Caniprokis was very quiet, and he too started to look a bit green. He didn't vomit however.. instead he went out into the cold and sat in his car to 'cool off'.

So that was that. Next time, there will be a few changes:

  • Incentive. The challengers were only trying to prove that they could drink a half gallon of eggnog. That wasn't enough. We'll do prizes next time.
  • Method of drinking. Glasses are clear and no fun. Next time we'll do it in the form of shots. Sixty-four one ounce shots.
  • More challengers would be nice too. Perhaps also a 'full cream' event.
  • Alcohol. What is eggnog without alcohol?