Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Calliander's Breast Ratings! On this first installment, it will be necessary for me to explain what's going on. First, I cruise around looking for pictures where you can clearly see the size of a woman's chest. I download these images, ponder them for a while, then decide whether or not those breasts are good. I will then post them, in five part installments, on here. Yes, folks, I have way too much time on my hands! Enjoy!

This first young lady is someone we all know, and possibly love (unless you're a woman, then you're jealous of her). Let's give her a hand, though!

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Lookin' good. Our next contestant, and all after her, are anonymous women from the web. Let's see what she gets!

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Pretty nice titties there, honey!

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Ohhh, so sad. Maybe she shouldn't have put her picture up here. Let's continue on...

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Not too shabby! In fact, kind of far from shabby! And our last young lady for today is next. Let's see...

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Yikes! What does she eat? Air? Well, that's all for today, folks. Stay tuned for the next terribly exciting episode!

Applause.