First of all, that news is so old.. If these people haven't logged in by now, just delete their accounts. Anyhow.
So, open up your fucking eyes.. Living with your girlfriend at *GASP* the age 21 is pretty fucking common. As for the *GASP* 12 month lease.. "quite the committment for a couple to make".. I'm not stupid, I'm not being roped into anything, and *I* have more to lose than anyone if this didn't work out. If I didn't think this was honestly going to work out for a minimum of the next 12 months, I wouldn't be so cavalier about doing this. Not that it's really your problem anyhow.. *WORST CASE* It's a living hell and you *GASP* spend all your time in your own room, which, I understand, would be a COMPLETE 180 from how life is now, for you. *BEST CASE* You stop fucking worrying about everything and just enjoy living off campus...Somewhere around 100% of the bickering about living off campus is.. CAUSED BY YOU!. Meh. The prospects of a.) Living on campus with a random roommate or b.) Living off campus with some random kids don't seem as appealing to me. Not like any of those kids couldn't *GASP* have girlfriends.
Let's get down to the real point, here, you're commitment phobic. Well, all I can say about that is: take a fucking chance some time. It only takes one or two good times to change feelings about commitment... If I've been able to be friends with you for like, what 6 or 7 years now, it's pretty shitty to be doing what you're doing. Not only should you be handling this shit in person, but you shouldn't just fucking constantly shrug and say I don't know when we ask you about next semester. Talk it out with US.. You'll learn a lot more than turning it around in your head thousands of times, which you apparently have been doing quite a bit of.
Bleh, you suck.