I had no intentions of mocking the way Chinese people speak in this story, but altered spelling and pronounciation was necessary for the Moral:) Why the hell I am prefacing it? It is indeed stupid as hell!
One morning, Fred awoke feeling great. He went about his daily routine as usual, and then decided to go out to lunch since he finished his chores early. He had been hungry for Chinese food, oddly enough, so he headed to "Wing Wang Win's" to get himself a Pu-Pu platter. "can i herp you sil?" said Qin, the waiter. "yes, I would like the Pu-Pu platter please," Fred said eagerly. "that come light up sil!" replied Qin the waiter. The hot fresh Pu-Pu platter was served very quickly, and Fred dug right in. Fred perchanced to notice that the sauce was a bit thick and lumpy, but he didn't care, he was starving. He took a rib and dipped it into the lumpy sauce, and took a bite. Suddenly, repulsed, he spit and the rib and sauce and gagged. "This Pu-Pu platter tastes like shit!" He screamed. As he yelled, Qin the waiter ran out of the kitchen to see what the problem was. Fred peered into the kitchen as Qin the waiter ran out to see a young Chinese Prostitute laying on her back, sucking dick and pooping furiously into a pan. "what the hell is that?" Fred yelled angrily as he pointed at the girl. Ignoring Fred's question, Qin the waiter said, "what is the problem sil?" Fred said again that his Pu-Pu platter tasted like shit and also asked about the girl in the kitchen. "oh," Qin the waiter said, "dat is Min, she help make the sauce alound here. I don't know what da plobrem is, you did ordel da Poo-Poo platter didn't you? and dat is what you got, Poo-Poo!" Moral: make sure language gapped synonyms are made very clear.
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