Alright.
Gloaming the Cube.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll even be awed by the powerful story of a young Irish laddie trying to make it in the harsh world of street skating in Ireland. Caniprokis stars as beleaguered, young Danny O'Connor: an Irish teenager with a drinking problem who takes on skateboarding to combat his depression and raging alcoholism. Also starring Tony Hawk as Vance Eagle, Danny's mentor and Big Brother and Pappy as the evil businessman set on bringing down Dublin's underground street skating network. Roger Ebert, of Ebert and Roepert at the Movies call this film, "... a fascinating look at the seedy dealings of evil businessmen and Irish skateboarders with penchants for hitting the bottle. Two Thumbs Up!" Joel Siegel says that Gloaming the Cube, "... reminds me a lot of Gleaming the Cube without the murder but still keeping Tony Hawk! I love it!" So this summer, go see the blockbuster that will jerk your tears, tug at your imagination, and hits your crazy bone - Gloaming the Cube!
Pappy, you are a control freak. No questions about it.