Caniprokis and I are driving home from Calliander's house 2:30 am Friday night when what do we see in the parking lot of the liquor store across from mobil near Hoyts? 2 people standing outside their car fuckin'! That's right, out in plain sight at a busy intersection in 20 degree weather a dude's got some chick hunched over the open car door plowing away from behind, their pants at their knees. And when I say plowing away I mean he was hitting it so hard it looked like the door was gonna break off!

What's up peeps, you're looking at a man that has stared death itself right in the eyes and laughed in it's face. Well, not really, I was just sicker than I've ever been in my life for a few weeks. Thought I had Anthrax. I'm feeling better now though, the recent Yankee miracles have given me the strength to conquer my biological foes. Basically I had pnemonia and stomach problems at the same time, which made my adrenal gland go into overdrive, so suffice it to say it's been a shitty couple weeks. I'm feeling better now though, and I lost a ton of weight the last few weeks so it's been fun eating all kinds of fatty crap to try to put it back on. These last couple weeks I've had just about zero human contact aside from doctors so if any of my flip mode squad wants to chill gimme a call. In conclusion, if the Rocket doesn't pitch like a coked up heat loving freak tonight I'm going to disown him as a Yankee. It's go time you damn dirty snakes.

Lio, my advice is to ask her out right now. The longer you're in the friend with no penis role the less and less chance you'll have of hooking up with her. Ask her out and see what happens. Refuse to fall into that role, be a man! That was her testing the waters to see if you'll go along with being the cockless friend, and you fell right into it! Ask her out, ask her out with confidence, and if she says no shove her into a box and ship the box to Afganistan. Over there if you're a cocktease they cut your arms off or something like that.

We can't sleep Lio so we're going over to the computer to type. Don't worry buddy, you won't remember it in the morning.... Don't ask our friends about me anymore, it makes us nervous. Trust me. Have I ever steered you wrong? Listen to me and we'll be just fine....they wave at you because they know something you don't.....but I know and I'll tell you if you listen to me.......

What a fucking yohan this prick is, I mean I've hated his smart ass condescending half assed liberal bullshit for years but what he said the other day takes the fucking cake. He actually said, out loud, on national tv, that the terrorists were not "cowards", and that the US military, in fact, are cowards, because they launch missles safely from their planes. Now I've always known about his kind (guilt filled self loathing liberals), but I didn't know even the stupidest of them would say something like that on national tv. I'm so sick and tired of these people that think the world would be a beautiful wonderful place if it wasn't for big evil America destroying the environment and hampering world peace. Now I'm not panning all liberals, some like my good pal Stone are standing behind their country and not being stupid. As for the others, like Bill Maher, go fuck yourself and hop the next plane to Afganistan. Go live there and work on world peace. Oh, and watch out for the mines. As for that Falwell pig, what a fucking outrage he is. For those of you who don't know, he promptly blamed the terrorist attacks on gays and pro choice people, because "God is angry about their lifestyles" and this is him taking out that anger on us. I'm often dumbfounded at how great so many religious people are at raping and twisting the basic tenets of their religion for their own gain and control. As a Christian I'm infuriated, the very heart of my religion is that God loves all and forgives all. The notion that he would take out "anger" on people that Mr. Falwell doesn't agree with by killing several thousand innocent people would be laughable if this douchebag didn't publicly state it. Things like this are why I disregard organized religion, and answer only to God himself in matters of spirituality. No middle man trying to control my mind for his own agenda, thank you very much.

Guns N Roses rules man, that's a great song. It's about anger, it's social commentary. Sure it's not politically correct but it rocks and Guns N Roses will rule the apocalypse. I really don't understand how anyone could be against us taking military action, we've been brutally attacked, this is war now. These people are not rational, they're willing to keep marching off the cliff like lemmings as long as they can take a bunch of evil Americans with them. Fuck em', time to take out the heavy artillery. And furthermore, everyone in this country illegally or on an expired visa needs to be shipped out. We need to clamp down on illegal immigration hardcore, we can't afford to be lenient anymore. And EXTENSIVE backround checks on everyone coming here from now on. Remove the law prohibiting us from assassinating people. Remove the retarded law that prohibits the CIA from working with shady type people as it's fucking stupid. We've been declared war on, thousands of lives have been lost and thousands of families have been destroyed. Before anyone cries about the inhumanity of war, go talk to some NYC kid who's Daddy is never coming home again after last tuesday. Then go to another kid who still has his whole family, and think about how we can't promise him or her that there won't be another terrorist attack. We have to take military action for justice and more importantly so this country is a safe place to live again. Because I don't want to see another plane full of people calling their loved ones to say goodbye forever, I don't want to see another bunch of firefighters run up a flaming building and not come back down. I want to see Bin Laden's head on a fucking pig pole.

I've been doing a lot of research on this whole situation, and I've come to the conclusion that we must take swift military action, however not simply for revenge or bloodlust. Calliander and Levres are correct that merely dropping napalm on a bunch of arabs for the sake of revenge would be wrong, however we all have to understand the reasons that these fundamentalists do what they do. When we started stationing troops in Saudi Arabia during the Gulf War, these fundamentalists became terrified that our free uninhibited culture would rub off on their people and set them down the path to hell and darkness that we Americans are on. They have been brainwashed to see us as a cancer to the planet, along with everyone else that has beliefs different from theirs. They've also been brainwashed with the belief that giving your own life for the greater good of killing evil westerners gets you a free pass to "heaven". It all comes down to the fact that there's a network of people who feel their purpose in life is to kill us, and they will gladly give their own lives in the process. That's fucking scary and dangerous, there's no reasoning with people like that and there's no way to stop them short of killing them before they kill us. Even before justice is taken into consideration, we must ensure our survival. I agree wholeheartedly that death should and must be avoided when at all reasonably possible, but we simply have no choice here. This is the worst case scenario, these people are forcing us to choose, us or them. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, especially if the few are misguided Islam Fundamentalists bent on our destruction. If I get drafted to go bomb the Taliban or go into Afganistan to wipe out Bin Laden's groups I'll go, but not because I want revenge. Not because I'm mad, or because I'm some brave macho dude, or because of my honor system. I'll go because I believe in what this country stands for, because the world must know that we will not tolerate terrorism. Because I want to ensure that my children can enjoy the way of life we have enjoyed to this point, and can live without constant fear of terrorism. It's like the scene in Independence Day, when the President asks the alien that took over Brent Spiner's body what his race wants us to do, and he replies "Diiiiiiieeeeeee". At some point, someone has to fly their fighter plane into the mothership's death beam so as to ensure the safety and freedom of countless innocents all over the world. That figurative fighter plane will mostly likely be some innocent people in Afganistan.

You can't go by denials from these people, they don't care about getting the "credit" for these things. Arafat's been funding and supporting terrorism against Israel for years yet he always denies it. And Bin Laden's not stupid, if he admitted to this crime he'd be a dead man. We could find him if we wanted to, the problem is we haven't been truly motivated to up until now, it hasn't been politically correct or "worthwhile". Now we have our entire nation thirsting for blood, politics are no longer a factor. We definately need to bomb countries that harbor his group and do not cooperate with us. Terrorism must be stomped out, because the next time they're going to put nukes on those planes.

We can figure out who did this, hell we probably already have. We know the specific countries that harbor members of the terrorist underground, hold training camps for them, ect. The problem is we've never had the motivation to go after them, it was never politically correct. Just over a year ago a report was done by US intelligence targeting the various Arab terrorist movements and was greeted with cries of injustice, it was regarded as anti-arab sentiment. The time for this bullshit is over, all that's left is to use our intelligence agencies to pinpoint the people responsible and demand that the countries harboring them turn them over, and make it clear that anything less than full cooperation will be regarded as an act of war. From what Bush said tonight I think that's exactly what we'll do. Bombs away.

We've gone through airport surveillance footage and passenger logs, Barbra Olsen was able to relay information about the hijacking before her plane crashed into the Pentagon, we know it was Bin Laden. This was a sophisticated attack that took immense planning and resources, US intelligence says it was him, go get him boys. This is war, we have to wipe out Bin Laden, every last member of his organization, and any country that aids and harbors him. Justice must be served, these deaths of innocent US citizens must be avenged, and we must send a message to the world that we won't tolerate this shit. And as for those palestinian pigs dancing in the streets and handing out candy to celebrate this tragedy, it's about time we took things one step further and gave FULL support to Israel, even more so than we have already. Our way of life is under attack, we are now at war. These people place no value on human life as evidenced by their actions, there's no room in this world for people like that. You can't reason with people like that, you can't fight them conventionally, all there is to do is eliminate them. I've never been a big Bush supporter or detractor, but tonight my opinion will form. If he provides enough leadership and positive action to satisfy me then he will grow greatly in my eyes. If not, then I just might be voting democrat in 2004. There won't be a more crucial juncture in our history during our lifetimes than now, we need a strong leader that is not afraid to take swift action against our enemies.