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  • Author:LioConvoy
  • Email Address:lioconvoy at insult dot org
  • Contribution:261 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 11.16%
  • Age:23
  • Sex:Male
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! FIND ME A MATE!
  • Penis Length:I'm a horse!
  • Location:Branford, CT
  • Drug of Choice:Crank
  • Physical Self Description:

    Height: 6'6" Weight: 260 lbs.

    Hair: Dark Brown, Thinning

    Eyes: Blue

    Dress: Blue jeans, Polyester lounge shirts.

    Likes: Cheap sluts, Transformers, Roleplaying Games, Vagina, Action figures, and REALLY cheap sluts

    Dislikes: Penn State, School, Fancy book learnin'.

  • Bio:

    I'm BIG LIO BABY!!!

Good Times

Hehehe... I forgot how much fun those old White Wolf games were. Master Yukio belittling the White Shadow. Blood going on horrible killing sprees... all the while not being able to tell a TV screen from a window or a fire for that matter. Solomon lighting shit on fire for Jah. Liang handing The White Shadow a hideous ass raping. Man those were the days...

WARNING BREACHED!

WARNINGS FAILED!

FLAGRANT DISREGARD FOR REALITY PROTOCOLS HAS TRIGGERED HAVEN V. 3.7

Initiate Termination Sequence: X3R0T013RANC3

HIT Marks Dispatched

FATAL ERROR!

FATAL ERROR!

LOGIC FAILURE!!!

BEWARE ALL REALITY DEVIANTS!

FURTHER BREAKING OF REALITY PROTOCOLS WILL RESULT IN REACTIVATION OF HAVEN V. 3.7!

P.S.

Candace is crazy boneriffic.  POST MORE OF HER!!! NAKED!!!!

Hey hey!

Hey folks... Have to type fast I don't know when my computer will reboot and decide to not work on me.  Just wanted to say what's up to all my homies.  I haven't been able to get online recently so it's been a while since I've been able to talk to anyone. 

Things with me have been much the same.  I'm making good progress on saving for a car, which will allow me to find and get to a better job.  I'm back on the diet ONCE again.  I've managed to stay on for 7 days now... the longest I've ever been able to stay on while at home, so that's a small milestone for me.

On another note, I have to agree with Calliander, David has some mad Teeth rhymes.  I never met Teeth, but I've heard taped phone conversations (including the "Stan Cougar" conversation).  This guy definately strikes me as the type who bashes fags in the day, while lascerating his penis and thinking about mommy at night.  Maybe if he chilled out and got laid, or at least masturbated, once he'd cool out.

Wow!

It is so wonderful to see this site revived with new blood. Insult was in a sorry state before you guys came along. Of course, now I won't be able to enjoy seeing as how my computer has crapped out on me. Fuck!

TIMMEH!

Well, that was funny and quite surreal.  I to am surprised Calliander hasn't joined with the Timotheans.  By the By, I think you may have found the only person on Earth who spells worse than you do Caniprokis.

In Your Ass Calliander...

Ok,that last post was full of extreme horse shit. First of all, if you are going to let something as inconsequential as political views move you to say "I don't like the current incarnation of you"... well, I think that classifies you as a shitbag my friend. Also his political views make him not want to talk to you... WTF? Just don't fuckin' talk about politics... PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED. And telling him to be more like he was... That's just really shitty. People evolve, you deal with it or you go the fuck away, but of all the reasons to do that... GASP he's a conservative! Do you know how much of an ass clown you sound like right now? Hey, here's a petition for you! I want my old best friend back. The one who wouldn't judge his friends on their political beliefs. The one who wouldn't completely ignore me. The one who could spend 2 minutes away from his girlfriend to go grab a Tom at Rudy's. FUCK MAN.

I consider myself middle of the road. I have no passions or cares about anything remotely political. I'm one of those people who "Makes excuses" and doesn't vote. The reality is when they give me someone who will actually make a difference I will vote... for the past few years, it's just been about which candidate gets to maintain the status quo. Come on, Do you think that tree hugging homo Gore would have the cajones to do anything in a time of war? If he had been elected this country would either be under Taliban rule, or his wife and vice president would have seen that all video games and CD's that weren't Raffi and John Tesh would be banned. On the other hand, Bush has driven our economy into the ground like my boner after watching a porno starring Bea Arther. Neither of these assholes were a good choice. What was I gonna do, waste my vote on an independent? I'm sorry, that's time that could be better spent yanking my pud.

Concern for others is a dandy idea on paper... but it doesn't put food on the table. We can't feed and clothe ourselves with high ideals. Being really really nice won't put a roof over your head. America is supposed to be a lot of things. But we are a land founded by conquerers who got ahead by seizing opportunities afforded them, moral or not. Why should we be the ones to help out others, when we ourselves are so fucked up to begin with. We have an economic recession to deal with. We have poor and unfortunate. Work on things at home first.

By the way I like the new Stone.

I want to break free

I've been in a bit of a rut lately.  The majority of that problem being that I have become bored with my life.  It's so very bizarre waking up in the afternoon and knowing exactly how your day will play out.  I wake up... take a shower... go to work... come home... stay on the computer till the early morning.  Then I just repeat the process.  Life has just become stiff and mechanical.  A pantomime of life really. 

Another problem contributing to this problem is that I've been spending a lot of time with myself, and found out that I'm not that interesting a person.  I bore myself.  I've spent the majority of my Friday night with my computer on PRAYING to God that someone would come on.  No one did, so now I'm typing here.  I'm just so dull.

The majority of my personality was built around being a host, and center of festivities.  But what good is that when there is no one to celebrate with?  Earlier this summer, out of vain ego and bruised pride I tried to push those closest to me away.  I threatened, and blustered... thinking that I could just cast as many people out of my life as I wanted to, and I'd be fine with it.  But now, there IS no one left.  I see the error in my previous thinking, and that a solitary existence is not for me. 

I'm going to have you all back shortly.  We'll have a few get togethers.  Then it will be over.  I'll have to figure out what to do with myself while alone.  feh.

Aight Muthafuckas...

Time for me to drop some fuckin' knowledge on your ass. What might that be... well, We're all going out to dinner to celebrate birth of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ... Tentative date : Tues. Dec 23. Tentative Time: 7pm Tentative place: Outback. Anyone got a problem with that, Email me... or sit down and take it like the bitch that you are. Peace. I'm out!