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  • Author:hunch
  • Email Address:hunch at insult dot org
  • Contribution:34 rants by this author
  • Percent of Insult: 1.45%
  • Sex:Male
  • Sexual Preference:Heterosexual
  • Marital Status:Single
  • Penis Length:Averagee
  • Location:Hazard County
  • Drug of Choice:Bathtub Gin
  • Physical Self Description:

    I look like an average human being execpt for the whole robot sorda thing i got goin on

  • Bio:

    I like to go 4-wheelin ride my dirtbike work on my truck and sell babies on the black market i mean uummmmmmm.....not sell babies on the black market......i also like to make my mail order russian bride perform tricks for me....

funny

i went to visit my fathers buddy who is in a wheelchair yesterday to talk about life in general and he asked me to get his slippers for him upstairs so i said sure cuz i am a hell of a guy so i went up stairs and looked in the first room on the right and saw his two incredibly gorgus daughters jumping on there beds in there undies so i went in as any of you would and said hey

they said hey back and asked me what i needed so i said "your father sent me up here to have sex with you guys" they said yeah right so i yelled down to him and said "HEY BOBBY" "YEA" HE SAYS "BOTH OF EM" i said and in return he yells "YEA"

<sigh>

quite honestly i am alittle hurt by that comment peps....u know me pretty damn well and i have never said a mean thing about u or really anyone and really ment it...yes i am a complete fucking dickhead alot and i know this and have come to terms with it but i wouldn't send an e-mail like that for many reasons...

  1. i hate e-mail

  2. i can spell better

  3. i love this site and finally it didn't make any fucking sence so believe what u all want but i didn't send that

wow

mike your throwing out of leftfeild again....and it's dhoc V-tech

sdaf

thats hot caniprokis

sad sad sad oh so so so sad

well i'm going to have to agree with spodudezer on this one......gatekeeper i don't want to argue with u about this cuz u think your right and nomatter what anyone tellz u ...u will continue to think that

politics is a valid subject thats in the news and on everyones mind...did clinton do a shitty job maybe mabe not is al gore a robot? maybe maybe not...noone can say yes or no we all have our own oppinions on the subject of the matter i could give a fuck about politcs honestly but if i feel i want to talk about them cuz there's something goin on i don't get then i will..if i'm pissed of cuz clinton is still in the news and bush is a fucking idiot then i'm gonna talk about it right here to see what other people think thtas what it is for..

u have your oppinions and u voice them when ever u want to correct? so why can't calliander voice his funny or not funny he sometime say retarded things but those r his beliefs and what he stands for...

nobody(well except for me lol cuz i'm an asshole like that) bitches at u when u post fuckin garbage that as no point or value to anyones life except yours do they...

also i know pappy pretty well and i really think he can speak for himself about what he wants posted what if it has to be funny or not...life isn't always funny if u haven't noticed....there is alot of shit that happens and people wanna talk about it and it's really isn't funny all the time i don't remember hearing anyhink from anyone about u running insult and for that matter u can respond anyway u want but like spo said u really need to put away your red marker and stop talking to everyone like there some sort of fucking moron asshole...yes i am a fuckin moron asswhole we have all agreed on that right??????? as far as i can see pappy hasn't ever said not to post some thing the only rule on posting is NO REAL NAME ONLY ALISIS....not no serious post cuz gatekeeper needs to keep him self amused or not ranking on old people or transvestites or three legged dogs with one testical has he...so u can respond to this and call me an asshole loser and to try and leave branford and see life more closley but it means nothing it's just a cover up maybe because your insecure about yourself or cuz i'm the youngest one here and u have somekind of control issue over everybody thats not thinking in the same mind frame as u

so yes we r all idiots that know nothing and should die if that makes u feel better about your self then great best of luck to u other wise don't try to control everyone just don't read the shiit u don't like

so speaks the troublemaker and so it shall be........

not goin anywhere

well gatekeeper to the gay side.....u can try as hard as u want to try to get me off of here but it's not gonna happen anytime soon...so u can go back and be some dudes bitch and have your gay sex cuz i ain't goin nowhere notime soo:D

febuary 7 2001

this journal entry is about life and the world

gays in the military don't ask don't tell??? i think not, gay people r to worried how their hair is and how limp there wrists r.......and would prolly cry if they shot someone... but thats just my opinion....

what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pappy...no offence but u r making insult GAY...

this rant is dircted tords u in none journal entry form...

insult was made so we could bitch at each other in a way that releases steam and energy between friends

i don't think anyone in the "REAL WORLD" accually looks at this page so lighten up

CARL OLDY OLSEN

still alittle baffled

somewhat confused my new scheme.....but can deal.....and if ya don't like my additude gatekeeper fuck u

and if i see your little ending to every think u post i'm gonna start getting real mutha-fuckin nasty

just bored

in florida takin a break from the heat with pappy and caniprokis.....

don't u all wish u were here and peps nothin crazy ha ha ha just kiddin