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  • Author:hunch
  • Email Address:hunch at insult dot org
  • Contribution:34 rants by this author
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  • Marital Status:Single
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  • Location:Hazard County
  • Drug of Choice:Bathtub Gin
  • Physical Self Description:

    I look like an average human being execpt for the whole robot sorda thing i got goin on

  • Bio:

    I like to go 4-wheelin ride my dirtbike work on my truck and sell babies on the black market i mean uummmmmmm.....not sell babies on the black market......i also like to make my mail order russian bride perform tricks for me....

dr. suess

posted by hunch () on
Category: LifeCategory: Life
Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot, >But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not. >The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way! >Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say, >It could be his turban was screwed on too tight. >Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright >But I think that the most likely reason of all >May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. >But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban, >He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban. >"They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch. >"They're raising their families! They're going to church! >They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving, >I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!" >Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's, >Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses, >They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools, >And abide by their U and S values and rules, >And then they'd do something he liked least of all, >Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small, >Would stand all united, each U and each S, >And they'd sing Uville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!" >All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they'd stand, >and their voices would drown every sound in the land. >"I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk, >And he had an idea-an idea that might work! >The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours, >And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers. >"They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour, >"And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?" >The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping, >All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping, >Instead he heard something that started quite low, >And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow- >And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing... >And he couldn't believe it---they started to sing! >He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes, >What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise! >Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small, >Was singing! Without any towers at all! >He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung! >For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young, >Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride, >And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside. >So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall, >With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small, >And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope, >For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope. >For America means a bit more than tall towers, >It means more than wealth or political powers, >It's more than our enemies ever could guess, >So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!

19 periods

posted by hunch () on
Category: NewsCategory: News
well today was the wake and tomorrow the funeral.....the wake was very sad... his parents were a reck...it was an open casket and it didn't look anythink like Aedan...it was a bad seen all around...from the lyrics of the scar face song "I NEVER SEEN A MAN CRY TILL I SEEN A MAN DIE" is completely true..some of the hardest pricks from high school were all there and i think all of them includeing myself shed a few tears because it always happens to the good kids never the crack head scumbags that that steal from u they will all live to be 100 what the fuck is wrong with this crazy place we call a world

Another dark day in my life

posted by hunch () on
Category: NewsCategory: News
I as all who knew Aedan am saddened by his death..this is the third young person i know that has died when it prolly could have been avoided

The first was a very close friend Sandra Ciccone...the second was not really close but used to chill with him Marcilino Rivera and now Aedan......i wasn't very close to Aedan but did look up to him and i also trusted him with my life due to the Fire Dept. So to Aedan where ever u may be now i miss u and hope that u are in a better place where ever it may be

Aedan Bloomquist 1980-2001 R.I.P.

John Ritter just an actor or........

posted by hunch () on
Category: NewsCategory: News
educational scholar???? We should all look back and think "what else did John do beside make us laugh?" well if you dig back...way back to the early 90's we will remember a little video "Where There's a Will There's a Way" this videowas created to help young people do better in school....what a great guy the laughs the learning the love the 3 L's of the late the great John Ritter

perhaps your right but in some cases no...

posted by hunch () on
Category: NewsCategory: News
Calliander your thoughts about the death penalty are valid and true there should be no reason for one person to take anothers life under any circumstances. But Timothy McVeih chose to blow up a building killing numerous amounts of people 19 of which are children just because he didn't like the way something was handled....what if i were to go to your place of buisiness and be dissaticfied with the prices of gas....so instead of writing letters and taking it up with the uphighs...i blew up the place with you and we'll say a bus load of kindergarteners who bus stopped so the kids could tinkle and get snacky cakes.

that would be a choice that could have been avoided.. instead of doing the right thing when angerd he killed over 100 people and "wounded" there familys for life..what if that was your child or neice/nephew in there. i would be fucking pissed and hope to get that person back no matter what it took.....because i wouldn't be able to see little jimmy or janey enjoy all life as to offer i see it as the system never works half the murders in the world are never solved and the murderers are never cought....if there is with out a doubt evidence that a person comitted a crime than that person should get and equal punishment to what they chose to do becouse noone made tham do it..thats why the John Walshes of this world are great people...and he made the wise choice when his son was murdered and he FBI couldn't help him did he blow up the federal building?????? NO......he got laws passed and for the past someodd years he as been helping bring the murders and lowlifes to justice

thats what people are trying to say ...

it's not a christioan thing or a whatever...it's how and person with a concience would feel killing kids that are 0-5 years old???c'mon man thtas just unforgivale and you do desevre to die

but i am only 1 of a billion so i may be wrong

hey..........

posted by hunch () on
Category: EducationCategory: Education
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BROTHER

all i gotta say is

posted by hunch () on
Category: MiscCategory: Misc
WOOP THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

worthless peices of forskin covered cock

posted by hunch () on
Category: LifeCategory: Life
you know i try so hard not to get mad...i have retardedly high blood presure so it's hard not to but i try....but there's always that one fucking asshole that just is so incredibly fuckin dumb that u wanna chop off there obviously small wang and choke them with it

for instance

on friday i went to libby honda yamaha to order some parts (even though they r over price yuppy cunts) for my dirt bike.... a 1981 yamaha yz-125....i had my buddy tom call about 2 or 3 weeks befor for some prices as well as flying tim...one guy told tommy yea 100 bucks another guy told flying tim that he had one awhile back and it was a peice of trash i should tye a rope around it and throw it off my boat cuz all it's good for is an ankor.......fuck u i ride it not u cuntkeep your oppinions to your fucking self.....

but anywho......

when i arrived at the store and went to the parts counter guess who i got.......nope you were wrong......i got the dick head...so i ordered some buchings for my friend gas tank and that was just fucking a hassle by in self h....he had a diagram...i showed him exactly what the fuck i needed on the diagram...he said r u sure...yes i'm sure u fucking asshole i know what need so shut the fuck up and write it down......so he's says do u need anything else i said yea i need a magneto for a 81' 125....he's says yea when i talked to your buddy befor.....i told him i would have to order it in...i said ok.....he grabs another diagram.....says what you need i said magneto...(for the second fucking time mind u..and he has the diagram in front of him) so i looked at the screen and became puzzled....i said it's not getting spark so i need to get the part to give it spark(no moter can run without spark)he said hmm...ok i'll order you a roter....uummm ok if that will work......190 bucks he says i almost shit right fucking there on the floor...i said i got a price of 100...he says special order...fucking cuntrag peice of mother fucking cock sucking asshole licking horseshit......here's twenty i'll have the rest when i get my tax return i told him.....he's says ok i'll give ya a call when the parts come in....fuck u i want them now for 190 bills i only paid $70 for the fucking bike fuck u......so i swallowed my pride and left the building walked down the street and while swearing and smokeing a cigarette i saw a trash can and with my one good foot.(i sprained my ankle) i kicked the mother fuck well needless to say it was filled with sand....MOTHERFUCKER........my day can't get anyworse well then i had to wait another 45 mins for my mother and grandmother to come back from shopping somewhere up the street cuz i can't fucking drive what the fuck....fuck libby's honda fuck that guy and fuck you......screw you for judging me

there is no easy way

posted by hunch () on
Category: NewsCategory: News
there is really no easy way to solve this controversy....yes we could apologise but then we would look weak in the eyes of other countries

in society we are the pimp of the world and all the other countries are our bitches. We are the strongest nation in the world when there is a problem somewhere else we are always called i don't want this to go to war and yes dubya is not very bright i am a red neck and like dubya. But i think he is a good ol' boy and thats the last thing u want runnin the country. yes if we apoligize then we will get our plane back but everyone knows that is will be up there again in another month with higher tech shit on it doin the same thing.

Colin Powell ( Colin Powell he smiles so much i don't think he has a central nervouse system lol t/a callinader and caniprokis get it) is washed out...the only reason he is in the position hes in is because dubya's dad put him there. Going in there and takin the plane back is not good but neither is apolgizing i think that we should just blow the country up i mean who need china......noone we got all the ones we need here making our food and doing our math so just get rid of the rest of em but thats just me there is no easy way to solve this and there will never be one

hhmmmm..................

posted by hunch () on
Category: MiscCategory: Misc
if a vehical has 2 titles does it cause a cluster fuck at the dmv?????? T/A u might be able to answer that but i would like all your info