Why doesn't Internet Explorer ever save my passwords?
I'm the biggest Grinch of them all. At least you people still enjoy giving and receiving gifts. I've become so bitter and selfish that I can't stand getting stuff from people and I hate having to spend my hard-earned money on someone just to show them how much I care. Fuck that. Fuck all of it in it's ear. I have the solution, though. This year, my mother asked me for some perfume. Whatever, I'll fucking buy it this year and get something for my dad and maybe a card for my sister.
However, after this year, I am no longer celebrating Christmas. I will not accept any gifts and, in turn, will not give any for anyone. This lowers my stress and frustration. If you don't like my change, or think I'm a dick for being like this, you can swallow my hot, fresh ejaculate after I give you a mushroom tattoo from hodging you and masturbating all over your face, shithead. Christmastime food sucks royal dick. Thanksgiving is much better.
I understand what Wilson is talking about by his saying that the merchants are out to fuck every last dollar you've got out of your wallet/pocketbook. Retail is a terrible business, not only for consumers, but for the employees as well. We're basically forced to "get pumped for the sale" and if we don't force shit onto people who don't need it, guess what? WE GET WRITTEN UP! In addition, consumers are buying shit they don't need on impulse because of this exploitation of their good will. Especially after the 9/11 fucking crisis, there's all kinds of "reasons" to spend SPEND SPEND!!!!!
Geh. Fuck it all. Fuck you, Internet Explorer.