See the evil inherent in the living room's most fearsome predator. Beware, wooden back-scratchers! Take heed, little balls filled with catnip! Hide yourself, loose strings! Lay your eyes upon the most foul murderer ever to reside in Calliander's living room!!! MWA HA HA HAAA!
I'm warning you, she's a devious fiend of a cat! Look out!
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Knaa'mean?