Qava and Levres - welcome to Insult. May you both suffer horribly from genital herpes and then recover quickly to post your versions of Vanilla Ice's "Ice, Ice Baby"... and then get genital herpes again. Fuckers.

Ahem. Yeah, Bloody downloaded these songs a while ago at Caniprokis' house. He'd been touting the artist as wonderful for days and finally got a chance to show us his music. This artist's name is John Valby. Now, not only does this man have zero class, he's also a dirty racist AND he insults Bill Clinton. He goes around to different clubs and his dirty racist drunkard audiences tell him songs to spoof and he makes up obscene lyrics. To illustrate his lack of class and his lack of morals, I shall now list a few of his song titles to give you an impression. Please forgive some of the terrible words, they aren't mine.

  • Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone
  • Puff the Magic Tampon
  • Suck On My Cock
  • Buttfuck Brunch
  • Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair
  • Cock is Throbbin'
  • I Left My Sperm In a Fag Named Sisqo
  • Leroy the Big-Lipped Nigger

What a Confederacy-loving moron. I'll bet he's got a lot of Republican fans. "It's okay because he's doing it as a joke!" Ugh. Imagine seeing a commercial for a "Best of..." album for this guy? You get such great hits as "The Beer Poem", "Skeeter On My Peter", "Leroy the Big-Lipped Nigger", "XXX Titanic", "Jews, Spics, Niggers and Fags" and MANY MORE! Wow. The man should be locked in a room with no windows, tied to a chair that's bolted to the ground, and forced to listen to *N'Sync until he dies. No class, whatsoever. Not that I'm a font of class myself, but I don't go around singing songs like that. Sheesh. Make fun of Bill Clinton. Hah. Moron.

On an unrelated note, I hate snow. It snowed for a good two feet of the white stuff here, and let me tell you - shoveling it was a bitch! I do, however, like Calvin & Hobbes and I shall end this post with a hilarious quote from "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat", page 140:

Like delicate lace,
So the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web
Of wondrous design!
Such beauty and grace
Wild nature produces...
Ughh, look at the spider
Suck out that bug's juices!