I think it's time to recapture my "Most Hated Insult Poster" title once again...
Hey, congratulations to Lio Convoy on acquiring his new job! One interview and they realized that he was the man for their position and pretty soon he'll be flossin' heavy ice up in his grill, whippin' around in a chromed-out Benz with fly-ass ho's up on his dick all night. Yeah, bizz-h. Here's to you, dude, you supreme sugar daddy.
In other news, I think they need to have more fat people in those Apple ads. It's like, "Oh, I bought a digital camera and couldn't get the pictures off it on my PC. I hooked it up to my Mac and it was like, bam iPhoto opened up and boom the pictures were there. So I switched!" So obviously, the person in question didn't load the drivers for the digital camera on the PC. This means that they are too lazy to either download drivers or put the fucking CD that came with the goddamned camera into the PC and install it. Not only that, but they are also too lazy to open up the photo program and retrieve the images from the camera. No, these lazy bastards have to have it done for them automagically! And what are fat people, if nothing else? That's right, Lazy, with a capital L. Too lazy to lose that excess weight and too lazy to set up a digital camera on their PC. You fuckin' fat bastards. But here's the catch - only cameras currently in production will work with the Mac's "iPhoto". I used a camera that just came out in the past few weeks (about a half a month younger than Mac OS X 2.1, a Panasonic PV around 700 bucks, I forget the model number) and took some pictures and plugged it into one of those crappy snowdome flatpanel iMacs and... what do you know, no iPhoto, no "boom" and no plethora of images from said camera. Well, iPhoto has a setting you have to enable to make it automagically get your pictures so I thought that maybe the iMac in question had that option turned off (it's the default option, but you never know). Nope, iPhoto had it's automagic option enabled. It couldn't even retrieve the pictures from the camera manually. You know what the Apple Help for iPhoto then explained to me? Guess what, shithead, you've gotta download some drivers!
So, in conclusion, Macs are for fuckin' lazy fat bastards who want to have everything handed to them on a silver platter with some curly fries (gotta feed that insatiably fat stomach)! Apple should promptly fix their ad campaign and take those hideously ugly people and swap them out with some morbidly obese people. And shoot Steve Jobs. Fatass.
Knaa'mean?