Thank you, FlyingTim, for letting me know that I received a piece of spam! I had no idea that's what it was. Honestly, though, I don't think it was spam. It was addressed to "gatekeeper@insult.org", which forwarded it to my official e-mail address. That means someone had to look at this site to send it to me. But I really don't care. I hate stupid "someone has a crush on you" services like that, so I went to their site and filled in their little "don't ever send me anything else" form for all my e-mail addresses. And to whoever sent the e-mail to me in the first place, get a life. I like meeting people in person, thank you.
So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!