FUCK YOU PAPPY!
Christ, why can't we ever have anything nice? You always have to naysay everything, you piece of shit! You create something like Insult.org... oh wait, nevermind, the whole Jack Black thing doesn't work here because you actually did create Insult. Hrm. Well, in any event, your mother's a whore! Ah, crap, that doesn't work, either. Your mom is the nicest lady on earth.
DAMN YOU FOR HAVING ALL OF YOUR BASES COVERED! BASTARD!
Knaa'mean?