Yeah, I agree with Tim. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the porn, and mullets definitely scream class. But the only thing wrong with the porn poster is that is pushes everyones rants down and people might not get a chance to read them before they're pushed off the page. (And we're all too lazy to push the "Show More Stuff" button or whatever it is).
So Speaks The Gatekeeper, So It Shall Be!