WWJD? I see that shit all over the place. From those 50 cent rings you can get out of those machines at the supermarket to those silly ass Jesus fish that everyones got on their cars. I don't see the mystery behind the question. Like, back in the day, Jesus probably would have done shit one way, but thats because nobody knew him, and everyone thought he was some crazy ass cracker; you know, like one of those guys on the street corner in New York that are always shouting into this low quality PA system? Do you honestly give a fuck about those guys? But, Today, I'm pretty sure things would be different, I mean, If Jesus were here today, he would be such a fucking pimp. All these catholic school sluts would be all over him 24/7, and people would give him whatever he wanted, because whose going to deny the son of God? What a colossial fuckup that would be. So, like, as far as I can figure, what Jesus would do was sit back with a couple of hoes, a forty, a big fat joint, his bigscreen TV and Lazy-Boy and just kick it all day long. He would basically be living the life of snoop dogg, but without the whole rap thing. THATS WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. Case closed, I hope you've all learned something.
I think we would all be better off if we did like Jesus would.. - JW