Okay, so my mother pulls in about $35,000 a year. I got a piddly $13,000. So I guess that makes my household middle class since I contributed a lot to bills? And I know most of you think it's bullshit that my mother makes me give her money, but that's mostly my idea. If I weren't so much in debt to credit card companies and loan providers I would've moved out of my house long ago. It's too much of a strain on my mom to have to provide for both me and my sister, seeing as how Ort eats everything a day after my mother buys it. I'd feel really bad as a mooch. I think you all know that. But anyway, in 1998 my house was worth a measly $125,000. That's it. I'm not sure what it's worth now, but it can't be much more. Either way, $800,000 seems like a lot, but that's to me. I'm not really experienced or knowledgeable when it comes to money matters, so I'll have to take Pappy's word on that.
Speaking of the Ort, she's forced me to sleep upstairs. Her awful odor now wafts its way in here at night and I can't take it. Meh. Not only that but I haven't taken my car (penis) to see a certified mechanic (my left or right hand) since the beginning of the month. I wasn't expecting to have my private space invaded. My mother won't do anything either because she doesn't want Ort to get angry. Talk about puppeteering. I wish I could be heartless and control my parents. Meh. Anyone want to help me kill her and dispose of the gigantic carcass? Goodnight.