Yeah, that guy was a greasy motherfucker… I knew he was a piece of shit from day one. I once had to drink 32 oz of bourbon to tolerate his prescence. Well, to be fair it wasn’t just him, sort of a perfect storm of annoyance. I was trapped at a table with Calliander, Stone, Kunkel, Calliander’s ex (who better pray she never meets me in a dark alley with a pair of pliers), and Kunkel’s equally annoying Asian girlfriend. I wasn’t sitting through that meal without getting blind stinking drunk. So I noticed the TGIFridays was serving cocktails in these 32oz glasses called “Colossals”. I asked the waiter if I could get an Old Fashioned (various whiskeys in a glass with mottled fruit at the bottom) in a Colossal. The Bartender came to the table and shook my hand.