I like this:
Caniprokis: wake up! Caniprokis: oh wait you not coming never mind you can keep sleeping Caniprokis signed off at 9:59:29 AM.
Things are going well, really well right now. Doing interesting things, all of my friends are home, I only have to put in a few hours per week at a shit job, feeling very confident, excellent stuff. The weather has been nice and cool, spring-like, my favorite type, although it needs to get a bit hotter before swimming makes much sense. All good.
Stun