I've been getting a lot of spam recently, various media things, but I don't think I've received any other single offer that is nearly as significant as this one:
Audible.com, some sort of online book audio service that "CNET ranks among the Web's best" is going to allow me to BURN JOHN GRISHAM...FOR FREE!
As you know, there's only one way to cure bedside-table-thriller writers (and homosexuals): fire, and lots of it. Plus, despite my background in English literature, I'm not John Grisham's biggest fan, so, as you can guess, my heart leapt at the chance to burn someone of his stature, at any price, much less for free.
Some sort of limited time offer, I'd assume, I dunno how much burning he's going to be able to take.
Stun 3k