I am home now from Dan's and just wanted to comment.
First, Dan and Wilson got blitzed.. completely. Wilson on rum, Dan on Mike's I think. Now.. things happen when people drink. Not generally good things. Dan gets enraged for some reason, and I don't know why. At the same time (one thing probably causes the other thing) Dan's girlfriend gets angry with him (whole other issue really, and not really my place to talk about it) or him at her. Dan becomes weird, and easily gets violent. He for some reason climbed into Other-Dan's bed (Danz0r's roommate is also named Dan). Other-Dan wants his bed back and calmly started moving Danz0r's legs over to get him to get out of the bed. Then Danz0r starts fighting Other-Dan. Danz0r ends up pushing Other-Dan off the bed, and onto the ground.. which is inhabited by Wilson who is very drunk and half asleep.
Other-Dan knows he can't fight a drunk, and leaves the room for a bit. Dan's girlfriend talks to him a bit, and Wilson bitches about his face being stomped on by a douche bag which was pushed to the ground by another douche bag. All this violence causes Wilson to get pretty violent, and its just a mess.
Now we have the story, so what? Well... what does it all mean? Drunks are not funny when they're angry, and people shouldnt drink when they are already angry.
I feel bad leaving Dan's gf there alone to take care of things (she already hated me for some reason I think). But I think there was too much testosterone in that room anyway.
Eventually I'll get off my ass and give readers a place to comment on these rants.......