Happy 22nd birthday sweetie!
I realize this is the tamest birthday wish I've ever sent to someone on insult, but if you think picking out a present for agirlfriend is hard, let me assure you that determining the right kind of odd porn to post for their birthday is even harder. I guess I will sing the TGI Fridays birthday song instead.
I don't know what I've been told *clap*
Someone Here is getting old *clap*
something something something something *clap* *clap* *clap*
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Biiiiirthday, TO YOU *raucous applause*
Happy Birthday.. I wish I could be there to spend it with you
1212 Out.
BTW: This WAS posted on the 4th, but since you fags are on east coast time and the server is too, I guess this is belated. Fuck you all for making me look bad. :)