Yeah... I mean, Gatekeeper, that was a really lame attempt at covering your tracks man. I mean, for one, everyone on this board know's you're a closet scatophile. Your obsession with poop is legendary. You might as well have said "I have a friend who isn't me, and he visit's www.poopsex.com regularly, but I don't look at it and beat off regularly... or, uhm, I gotta go...". It would have been a slightly better lie.
Another reason we know that statement is a lie is that you don't look at regular porn. The Commie used to go on for hours about your collection of anime tentacle porn. And of course we all know how much you like poop.
You know, If you like to beat off while looking at people shit on eachother, that's cool... to each their own man. But don't lie about it... that's lame.
Till All Are One...
LioConvoy out...