DEAR GOD, OUR HOMELAND SECURITY RISK LEVEL IS AT ORANGE! HIDE THE WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT, SOMEONE HELP US! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!

Now won't I look stupid if another terrorist attack occurs? =)

Just trying to liven everybody's day since it's snowing like a motherfucker up here in CT. I can't imagine what Stone must be going through. Damn.

Have you ever eaten a six pound lobster...

... off the chest of a seven pound lobster?