First, Lio, I'd like to congratulate you in your victory over Canprokis the Vagina. Although next time, I suggest you skip the ice cream and you probably won't puke. Also, maybe eating a few slices of bread to soak up some of the nog might be a good idea. Just a suggestion.

Yes, vacation was good. It was good to be home, and it was good to see all of you at the big dinner at the Outback, but I'm kinda looking forward to going back to school. After a month of getting up at 5am and working until 5:30pm every weekday, I'm dying to get back to my college schedule: In bed at 4am and up at 12:30pm. It's beautiful.

And now, Final Fantasy 9 is calling me.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper.