Mickeys Fine Malt Liquor is Truly the Champagne of malt liquors.
And that, My friend, You can take to the bank.
See, When you've got Mickeys.. That extra hour we had today was was just an excuse to drain another two ice cold 40s.. Cheer up, Caniprokis, and get yourself some Mickeys - You'll be glad that you did.
Who the fuck is in your bed? Is it one of your dogs? I was just kidding about that, you know.