I haven't read insult in a long time (at the time of writing this, I still have yet to read the site). Anyway.. I wanted to share an amusing spam I received.

Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2003 10:46:07 -0700
From: "DON" 
Subject: for info@libidonetworks.com from http://cvv.ru/
To: 
X-Spam-Status: No, hits=4.9 required=7.0 tests=RCVD_IN_BL_SPAMCOP_NET,
        RCVD_IN_DYNABLOCK,RCVD_IN_RFCI autolearn=no version=2.60
X-Spam-Level: ****

Welcome everyone, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match
+competition.
3. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive
+lolita
   galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

http://cvv.ru/

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable
+rocket-lacuncher
for free.

http://cvv.ru/

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of October all our clients will also
+recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.