I didn’t want to comment on the whole queers vs. fast food chain thing but I figure this is a little different from the typical crap you’re hearing on the Facebooks. I don’t particularly care what the owners and operators of a restaurant want to believe, nor do I care where they spend their money: this is America. So I feel the whole thing is a little overblown.

Anyway, there was a huge showing of people in support of Chick Fil-A today, as a sort of retort to a bunch of homos planning to traipse to the restaurants on Friday for a protest. Whether you agree with the whole “pro-family” thing or not, you have to admit that a counter-protest like that is immature. It’s just a fact. In keeping with that, you can be assured that anyone who showed up at a Chick Fil-A today is a useless burden upon society – entitled religious dicks who think that they are going to go to hell because their country doesn’t have a law in the books preventing fags from marrying. People who say asinine things like, “How am I supposed to explain to my child that a man wants to marry a man?”

Huge turnout.

Huge turnout of ignorant people.

Huge turnout of ignorant people who represent everything the terrorists hate about this country.

Where the fuck were the terrorists? I’m non-violent, so I’m not advocating that someone should have organized a coalition to gun down or blow up a Chick Fil-A full of worthless people. By no means am I indicating that I would probably maybe be okay with all of those deaths, despite their being inconsequential wastes of life with throwaway opinions. Nope. Not doing any of that. Especially so close to the tragedy in Colorado.

Chris Rock, in reference to O.J. Simpson, told a joke about a woman spending a man’s fortunes and sleeping with people behind his back and driving his expensive car without asking. The punchline of the joke was, “I’m not saying he should’ve killed the bitch … but I understand.”

I’m not trying to incite violence against the narrow-minded asshats who don’t support gay marriage … but I’d understand.