Let me tell you, people: when I'm President, I'm going to push to make snow illegal. Any renegade clouds found producing banned precipitation will be executed. Death penalty for snowing, you hear that, clouds? YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND UP TO ME, NATURE?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE PRESIDENT CALLIANDER!

Sorry, I just hate this weather and I'm tired of snow. Especially two and a half feet of it. (Nothing compared to the eight feet and two inches Stone got up at school, but I'd have killed myself already were I him.)

Knaa'mean?