You no-sense-of-humor-having babies. Grow the fuck up and learn that you’re:

  1. Doing it wrong.
  2. Taking things WAY too fucking seriously.

Nobody needs to apologize for burning the Quran. And I hate that you assholes are putting me in this position because I normally don’t support burning books, even religious texts – in fact, I don’t support burning Qurans. But they got burned. So the fuck what? I’m going to tell you the same thing I tell these faggoty Christians.

GOD IS NOT REAL.

The morals and things taught in religious texts are perfectly fine when they don’t include harming other people – like the being kind and helping the poor. Fucking dial it down. If you’re going to believe in a Space Grandpa, you need to not be serious about that fact. Dumbbeitches.