With the arrival of the Magnificent Obese Aardvark expected in 2010, it has come time to deploy an update to the Insult.org server.
Please mark your calendar for October 16-18, 2009. The internet will be down during that time for all broadband folks. If you have dialup (2400bps or faster) you may apply for special exemption for the Saturday (17th of October) only. 3G or Edge users may slice 2.5mm of foreskin and feed it to Caniprokis by Tuesday, September 15th 2009 to receive a free t-shirt and internet pass for any Starbucks in New Jersey.
Special note – Foreskin that is cooked (fried, baked, grilled, etc) must be sealed in an approved container. When possible, avoid any glucose additives. Do not feed the Caniprokis by hand. Use only your penis or the penis owned and operated by another person.